I still dont get how this is an FML..?

*Sneeze* Oh I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit OP.

That is my favorite line from a movie ever. Buyeah, ifif the diamond is real then I don't see the FML. You found a diamond for the price of a little scratch on some glass. That would be worth it for me.

I Robot..i like it

how is this an FML?

Op realized that he is an idiot who just ruined a window for nothing. many fake diamonds cut glass. pretty much all of the common diamond faking materials do.

YOU FOUND A FRICKIN DIAMOND

umm... your BROTHER's earring!?

#25: You basically summed up my thoughts about thus FML.

yeah guys can have earrings Oh and how is this an FML?

What I don't understand... why is this an FML? Sell the thing and make some cash.

Lots of guys wear earrings now

143 he's either gay or wears earring to look cool

Except that it's not his to sell.

Just because it's a real diamond, it doesn't mean it's valuable. It could be a manufactured diamond made out of coal.

its all carbon anyway. you can manufacture much better diamonds than you can find naturally occurring because you can control the entire process unlike in nature where its random (and no one has to suffer and die to manufacture them). lol you can even make diamonds out of dead people's remains/ashes, there's even a company offering such service

@#16: don't worry about it xP

Nobody has to suffer and die to *manufacture* the diamond.... if it's natural, that took place well before humans were around to do the suffering and dying. But agreed, blood diamonds suck.

Your made of coal

97 pretty sure he meant the bad working conditions in mining diamonds

I was just about to say that ...

you're a zero.

because. depending on their sizes, a big window can cost more than a small diamond. what's so illogical about that?

hellz yeah. that should be like an OMG score!!! type of thing not an FML

The point is FAKE diamonds DO NOT cut glass.

YDI. Most minerals used to make fake diamonds are harder or as hard as glass. Go to school before you try to correct me.

CSI lied to me!

Its not even a real. Tv shows usually MAKE UP THINGS.

A TV show is bad because it makes up things (not directed at comment above me but at the person who said NCIS was better because its "real")? That eliminates 80% of all television...

NCIS RULES!!! Btw Why does his brother have diamond???

Well it looks like things *Puts on sunglasses* Are becoming crystal clear. YEAAAAAHH #27 for you. A typical Horatio unfunny pun.

NCIS isnt real it just doesnt make up facts its one of my favourite shows but it isnt real

That was hilarious and perfect. :)

Hell yeah!!! NCIS rocks!

hate NCIS CSI all those shows with no progressing story, end of episode or to be continued set always has everything back the way it was...

Actually you're wrong. On the Mohs hardness scale, a scale testing the hardness of minerals, Glass is 5.5 and diamond is 10. Only mineral with a higher hardness than glass can scratch glass. GET SCIENCED BITCH

OP wasnt saying diamonds are the only things that cut glass, OP was saying that fake diamonds CANT cut glass

^exactly..and btw get a life no one cares about that dumb scale thing

gold comes in many different forms (14k, 18k, etc) of varying hardness. pure gold is so soft that if you put someone in a pure gold jail cell, they could bend the bars and walk out.

Sigh, you are more of an idiot. You have obviously never dealt with gold, it is actually relatively soft. It is only about 3 on the Moh's hardness scale, that is why it is so malleable and easy to shape. Next time you call someone an idiot, check your facts retard.

If gold is so soft, why did miners in the 1800s use their thumbnails to tell fool's gold from real gold? Gold is fairly soft and malleable.

Number 15, quite true. You can bend pure gold very easily...

Pyrite or fools gold is harder then real gold, I don't see what point your trying to make?

Pure gold is ridiculously soft. You can very easily scratch gold. Try Ruby or Sapphire for something hard. They are extremely hard, much more than most gems.

Rubies and Sapphires are also extremely hard to find. At least, the real ones.

this argument takes me back to my 8th grade earth science class....gud times

They used their thumbnails to differentiate between gold and fools gold because gold would impress and fools gold wouldn't. Silly.

i can cut glass with a spoon but i wont cuz a spoon is worth like 50 cents, and my glass window is like 100 bux

*coughs* Uhm... Gold is a soft metal.

Did you guys ever think about sarcasm?

I think that YOU'RE an idiot...