Intimacy: Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing... - FML

By nilssonfan - 17/11/2010 08:08 - United States

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Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML

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By Anonymoosey - 19/02/2012 23:47 - Canada

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Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML

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By Rhett_15 - 01/08/2017 13:00

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Today, I found out that my favorite song is about blow jobs and crystal meth. FML

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By Cicie - 27/01/2017 10:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML

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By The song is "Excitable Boy" - 03/01/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I've been trying to find and revisit a song that my dad listened to all the time when I was a kid, and I finally found it. Except now I'm old enough to realize the lyrics are about a psychotic man who gets put in a "home" for things I cannot put in here. FML

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By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk, saying, "Shut the fuck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 16:13 - United States

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Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey, except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

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By knighton16 - 17/07/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

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By Anonymous user - 09/08/2018 06:00

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Today, my mom laughed about hearing me singing in the shower and told our whole family. I wasn't singing, though. I was masturbating. FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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maphineRAWRS 10

Wednesday 17 November 2010 16:09

it's funny how things are different when were older hey. like the play school song :|

fleg 9

Wednesday 17 November 2010 16:31

Since the username says “nilssonfan”, I’m gonna guess she means “Bath” and “Without You” by Harry Nilsson.

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randybryant799 20

Friday 16 July 2021 1:58

They're just songs. You'll be fine.

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