Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
What a bitch move on her part. If she's willing to do that to you, she's not worth it
bipolarchipmunk 0
pour...acid...on....her....face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comments (165)
effthis 0
#66... good plan xD . yea leave dat bitch.. no.. beat dat bitch.. stomp dat hoe.. whoop dat trick..
braFTW 0
If you think that you could've wasted so much more with the wrong girl, I'd say you got WIN
BipolarBettie 0
Tell her you need your damn money back!!
RespondomaticMan 0
I'm sorry that happened to you. Normally, I'd advise you to get some vengeance, but I just had a moment of enlightenment; The best thing you can do, is let it go and move on with your life. However, you don't want to forget it completely, because it's not fun to be played the fool repeatedly; Think of it as a lesson. Perhaps you will know for next time when someone has the lack of character to do such a thing, and avoid him/her.
Tosh_fml 0
Yeah man, that sucks. But at least there's some minimum solace in the fact that she obviously is a two-faced liar. Ultimately, do you want to be with someone like that anyways?
jujifruit 0
I agree that's a pretty awful thing she did to you. You can learn from this by making better judgments in the future of who you date. I agree with Respondomatic Man's comment. You will be so much better off for it. You can find someone better. Just remember, this is the way she is, not just with you, but with whomever she dates. You will not be the only victim of her callousness, so don't let it get to you as badly. You can do so much better! You can take some time to think about this, learn from it however you can, and go and occupy your time with something else. You should get over her in time. You deserve to be loved properly and clearly this person is too selfish to love ANYONE that way.
rendezvous 0
That sucks so much. D:
henasraf 0
Aw man that sucks D: you deserve better than her. She's not worth it.
letstrythis 0
At least she's happy now. And you made her happy.
markh110 0
Dude... That's so gay! What a *****!