Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
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Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
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Top comments
pancakes_n_syrup 0
What a bitch move on her part. If she's willing to do that to you, she's not worth it
bipolarchipmunk 0
pour...acid...on....her....face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comments (165)
kandy_fml 0
Oh my gosh I can't believe people still can't understand the fact that ALL FML's HAVE to start with "Today" that doesn't necessarily mean it all happened the same day. Anyway. FYL. She's a bitch.
themillsman22 1
at least you didn't have to sit through the show.
stonerchu 0
Smack that bitch!
LyuboLove 0
why would you buy her tickets to someplace if you're not going there yourself? you totally deserve that one. gotta keep a close leash on em.
kandy_fml 0
56. He was probably planning on going with her which is why he bought 2 tickets. But something probably came up at work so he couldn't go.
Vehicle 1
Oooh she's a bitch!
missblyssx 0
Note to self..nice guys never win
0hnine_0hfive 0
That is horrible !!!! Wow well i guess lesson learned dont let your next girl go to a show by herself.
ChuckIII 1
Although #21's proposed solution is a tad drastic, It seems that many people believe that the girl is a bitch (e.g.: #37 and #38 ). For what it's worth, I think she was already seeing the new guy. When you see a mouse, you've got mice. I wonder if she contrived this to make the final break, but it wouldn't be the first time that a girl sets up a whole new program, before ditching the old guy. In terms of the guy reconciling it, it's obvious to me that she was leaving him one way or the other. The ticket program just ending up randomly being the catalyst or whatever. That's my view totally move on
Kalofinator 0
She's a hooker. But at least now you can spend you time trying to find a woman who's worth your love. Good luck!