Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
What a bitch move on her part. If she's willing to do that to you, she's not worth it
bipolarchipmunk 0
pour...acid...on....her....face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CPTobvious_fml 0
Let this serve as a life lesson to you. The whole "Niceguy" thing sounds great, but in the end... she went for the dick that was willing to go out on date paid for by YOU... and then bang your girl...probably that night.
OperationNicole_fml 0
#49...You got had LMAO. Put that in an FML! I've been to almost all the broadway shows, between the first and third rows, and never paid more than half of that for two people.
synnerr 0
Whatta bitch.
puma_funston 0
You should have bought tickets on a night you could go too. You definitely deserve this.
bsmithjmu 0
cheer up... this is a GOOD thing. you found out what type of selfish bitch your (ex)girlfriend is before you wasted even more money/time on her.
JFox 8
@98.. maybe he bought the tickets thinking he could go, but something came up ? Like having to fill in for someone, an unanticipated task that only he was trained to handle, or overtime for a significant pay bonus ? Also, some people are close to their parents.
frozen_heart 0
this is why when you buy tickets to an event for someone, YOU keep the tickets. whoever pays, keeps the tickets. what a bitch...don't worry she will come crawling back, although now i have to guess she was seeing her ex the whole time, seems weird that she was just like "hey ex, my bf bought broadway tickets, but he randomly can't go. want to go with me?" you totally deserve better. revenge if you can..
JFox 8
A-hem.. just fyi, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, the best revenge is living well, etc etc...
NyCSal 0
you should pull a CHRIS BROWN on her ass....show 'em whose boss lol
audiogasmic 0
What a ******* bitch. Give her a piece of your mind, and never speak to her again. She deserves to know what trash she is.