Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
What a bitch move on her part. If she's willing to do that to you, she's not worth it
bipolarchipmunk 0
pour...acid...on....her....face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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darkstar007 0
yea dude idk about tougher luck than that, if shes cold blooded enough to do that to a person, make sure she knows that when she screw up her next realtionship that youre not her little shoulder ya know what i mean?
swagmonkey 0
Ouch! Even though you couldn't have anticipated the result, it would make sense to me just to pick a date that you could be there with her. Wasn't the show there for more than one night? Now that it's happened, though, you know something about your ex that probably would have screwed you over sooner or later anyway. Be glad you got rid of her now.
lunchmeat317 0
Bro, that sucks. You aren't ever going to get that money back. I feel for you. It's probably gonna hurt for a while, too - it'll be something you remember and regret. Best of luck in getting over it - find someone new, and be careful before you drop cash on a dame. Some are worth it. Most aren't.
tipple 0
Gee - you got rid of her and it only cost you 2 Broadway tickets? In my book, you're way ahead. Although, if you'd gone to all the trouble of booking the tickets, couldn't you tell work that she was more important, and taken her to the show instead? One of the most important lessons in life is learning when it's important to go with the flow, and when it's important to stand up and be counted. There will be times - more than one - when it will be more important to keep a promise to your partner than giving in to pressure from work/bosses. That said, given the result, you are well rid of her.
girlloveyoung 0
aww :( and i agree w/ #4. what did you ever do to her?
dperez381 0
Wow that honestly does suck. Something similar has happened to me as well. so i feel your pain :(
SiNgiNSwEeT7 0
ooooh :( def should've taken her yourself.
shroomzdud3 2
omg i bought my ex 2 tickets in her bday for the little mermaid on broadway i was gonna surprise her she calls me and ditches me to see a concert with her friends there goes 600$
fcukit 0
**** love.
RenRen_fml 0
Oh man...that really sucks. I'm sorry that it didn't happened as planned. She wasn't worth it and I'm sure you'll find someone better.