Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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MagneticGuitar 0
Cancel the contract!
Synedge 0
Get your phone back! If she dont. Just cancel that crap!
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Comments (199)
ajscw 0
Yepp cancel texting gd way to get back at her
WateryAsh 0
Ouch.
Samurai_Man 0
What an ungrateful bitch....
lifesagamble 0
That's why you should never ever give expensice gifts to your girlfriend/boyfriend unles you're really sure they won't break up with you.
Tori_xoxo 0
>:l what a hoe..
illeyad 0
First of all, he likely bought the iphone because it would obviously be cheaper than the new one comming out tomorrow. As for the OP I agree that you should get her back by canceling her plan, she practically used you.
xOpheliacx 0
So, be like "bitch, give me the iphone back, then."
catatonicsleep 17
Bitch. Was it a birthday present? because if not that's way too expensive for a just random 'love you' present....
Jennifah 0
#12 ahhahaha So true.
q_tipperz 0
I hope she pays for it now. and before doing so, don't give her any plan. if she goes on the internet without a plan or any wifi network. she's screwed! =D