Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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MagneticGuitar 0
Cancel the contract!
Synedge 0
Get your phone back! If she dont. Just cancel that crap!
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DankJemo 0
I would cancel that phone. Screw that man, you just got shafted. That was like When I bought my girlfriend a ferret, then she dumped me... Not 3 hours later, but generally the same idea.
seth_harris 0
You bought her a ferret? Maybe she got rabies from it and went crazy. Just a thought.
tami1215 0
If the contract is in your name, take the phone back. If she won't give it to you, declare it stolen. Say you let her borrow it, but not keep it. If it's in your name, she'll have to. But, if you have the option to cancel the contract, do that first.
Skylla1984 0
For people who says he deserved it, or that it was pointless to get an 'old' version of an iphone, I'm going to have to disagree. When we're in lust (love) we really don't think things out. Allot of woman (even though I am one) can be catty, vicious an cruel. Allot of people now a days are only out for themselves, guys as well so it's not just the women. It's very hard to find a guy who will dazzle a woman now a days sorta speak. I have to agree with those who have said to cancel the plan right away though man, because if you put the bill in your name and she did break up with you, you don't want her running up a $5,000 phone bill, I've watched enough court shows to know, about 90% of those cases are over money. The most popular are cell phone bills. You maybe out of a cell phone and it's a painful lesson to learn but for future reference, instead of a phone, perhaps a necklace, bracelet or some type of jewlery? There are signs when a woman is gold digging sorta speak. A relationship is a two way street. I'm sorry that happened to you though man, and karma can be a bitch, she'll get it back 10 fold. You'll find someone worth your time, just next time, my advice is...no phones lol. There are plenty of ways to dazzle a woman that doesn't involve spending a fortune.
plexico 4
You probably put on apps to track her every move using the GPS. You suspicious, jealous bastard! YDI
SluttyMcNugget 0
WHAT!? The new iPhone will be released today!! I'm serious.....omg, you should have waited, GRR!! And to the person who said it would be cheaper to buy it now is NOT true, he could have gotten it for less when the new one came out cause it would technically be the old version so =P
Rastaa_fml 0
get the phone back bbooooyyyyyyy !!
loubernardino 0
OMG! you totally should get it back!
spirited_away33 0
You deserve it for being an idiot and giving such an expensive gift to someone who could always break up with you.
epcat 0
aww that sucks sorry
um_duh 0
#43 - You used the phrase "sorta speak" twice when it is actually SO TO speak. Sorta isn't a word it is the shortened version of sort of and you wouldn't sort of speak about things. Don't throw in random phrases to make yourself look smarter if you don't know what the correct spelling or meaning of them is in the first place! OP - now I aint sayin she's a gold digger, but she aint messin with no broke...!