Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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MagneticGuitar 0
Cancel the contract!
Synedge 0
Get your phone back! If she dont. Just cancel that crap!
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Comments (199)
rihannalover 0
i call bs why would she except it if she was gonna break up with you? but if it's real, get it back. you deserve the phone!
4oooo 0
This is when you take the phone back and if shes not willing you: 1) cancel contract or 2) make it so she doesn't have texting and has a huge bill to pay :)
yungmoolahbaby 0
1) don't spend money on hoes. 2) cancel the contract. 3) see if you can get the plan switched over to your name. 4) shit on her porch.
1goodthing 0
I think there are at least 10 of this kind of FMLs in the previous 20 pages. seriously who monitors these things??
HiSHAM 0
break up with the bitch and take your iphone
smokey23 0
cancel it i think you have 30 days on some phones get that phone back if you can. how tacky been there done that stuck with the phone for 2 year contract and we broke up nest time pre paid phone. then she can pay for it unstead of you.
McHammerfist 0
You should've waited until today. iPhone 3G is now 99 bucks.
Sapphy 0
D: it's sick how people can use you like that... im sorry, hope you can cancel that shit
Nakedsquirrel 5
I clicked both. The only time a guy should be spending so much money on a woman he's not married to is when he's picking up a ring. But then I'm pretty cynical when it comes to relationships.
godyourethick 0
Cancel the contract, confront her, and get the phone back. If the contract's not in her name, you could say that you gave it to her to keep for you for some reason or that you lent it to her and report it as stolen if she doesn't give it back. I'm no lawyer, but that might do the job. #125 might have a good idea too: if the contract's in her name, make it as inclusive of as little as possible so she unknowingly racks up some fat bill.