Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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MagneticGuitar 0
Cancel the contract!
Synedge 0
Get your phone back! If she dont. Just cancel that crap!
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Comments (199)
sheils_INVISIBLE 0
be an indian-giver and take it back.
kellster 2
YDI for trying to buy her loyalty. Just cancel the contract.
rosiegrewup 0
Meet up to "talk" and steal the phone back. Don't let that bitch get away with it. Also #103 - you are a sad human being if you think that generosity is purely selfish. Some people are just kind.
skarface97 0
i would cancel her contract, then call her and say "you better give me my phone back because I'm not afraid to Chris Brown a bitch!
ohhhsnaaap 0
#96- sorry to be an English "grammer" Nazi, but it's g-r-a-m-m-a-r ...spell check? Andd I hate when people do this OP, you deserve better. save the iphone for a nice girl lol
karikooki 0
That ungrateful little bitch didn't deserve that! U should make her give it back to u >:(
Avenging_Angel 0
Steal it back!!
Darth_Taco 14
She better have returned the phone! Ungrateful bitch. She shouldn't have accepted the gift if she was going to leave you. Cancel that contract! Try to sue her for the phone back!
shortandloud 0
dude. get that phone back. she doesn't deserve anything. If she was going to break up with you she should have refused the phone and used that as an opportunity to talk. cancel the contract, get the phone back, find someone better.
Guyoverhere 0
Gold digger