Today, I bought a laptop so that I could have dirty video chats with my internet girlfriend. I got home only to find that the only place I can get a decent wifi signal is in front of my mom's room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I entered a restaurant just to use the WiFi. In order not to look cheap, I ordered a meal and a beverage. The WiFi didn't work and now I don't have enough money to buy dinner. FML
Today, using the money my mom gave me for my birthday, I bought a new laptop for school. When I went online to register for classes, I found that all the online classes were full and remaining classes didn't qualify for my major. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, my wife and kids all yelled at me because I was stood at the bookshelf looking for a book, blocking the Wifi router with my body, and their signals all dropped to almost zero, and had stopped them watching videos. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML
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smiller0789 3
"Internet girlfriend"? You deserve it. P.S. There's this thing called a webcam that you can buy for about $30 instead of buying a $1000 laptop.
DynamicDave 11
YDI for a. Having such a crappy router that you only get a signal at one spot in the house. If it's your neighbor's network, get your own router. b. Having an "Internet girlfriend." Get a life and a real girlfriend. c. Buying a whole new laptop instead of just a webcam
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Comments (53)
evolutionsfox 0
Hey man, don't let these jerks judge your life. Also wtf is with the hetero-hating on this sight?
StarryMoon1264 0
Threesome?
angel55033 12
so buy a new router
ctguyfml 4
ethernet cable
ryrywakaka 0
if I had to pick between Internet girlfriend and a good **** I'd pick the good ****
KaylieBieber13 0
FYL and YDI for a) being hetero b) not knowing how to fap c) wanting to have cybersex with a chick!! d) being hetero, yeah I said it twice you my friend are very VERY ****** up!!!!!
MiguelRojas 20
How does he deserve it for being hetero?
SPN_lover666 27
#40, Going by your stupid Username you are a girl, and like Justin Bieber. If you think being straight is yucky, why are you in love with a guy?
aeriexo 4
Why is everyone ragging on this guy for having a girlfriend. It's his life, it's not affecting yours in anyway. **** and I thought gays had it hard, what a world when y'all ***** are ragging on him for being straight!! Everyone needs to get off their high horses and shut the **** up.
SelenaMilkshake 17
I don't see anything with meeting someone online and perusing a relationship. It's actually better because you learn to love them for their personality and not just the physical aspects. If you know they are who they say they are then I see nothing wrong with it. Since he said he was going to webcam with her, then he most likely knows what she looks like and might have even seen her in person before. This is why I refer to my relationship as a long distance relationship instead of an Internet one because I've seen him in person and we talk more than any other couple i know. We just happened to meet online initially. It's been a year and we're going strong.
LissaMccracken 23
I'm saying you deserve it because you bought it so you could be dirty with her. You should want to video chat with her to make sure she's who she says she is, and to just be able to see her... There's a lot of reasons you deserve it but there's the main one, in my opinion.
UndeadFML 22
Um, since nobody's said this yet. Since OP is obviously old enough to afford a laptop he is old enough to do those things. And so what he has an Internet relationship, it's his choice. How is this YDI?