Today, I bought a laptop so that I could have dirty video chats with my internet girlfriend. I got home only to find that the only place I can get a decent wifi signal is in front of my mom's room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I entered a restaurant just to use the WiFi. In order not to look cheap, I ordered a meal and a beverage. The WiFi didn't work and now I don't have enough money to buy dinner. FML
Today, using the money my mom gave me for my birthday, I bought a new laptop for school. When I went online to register for classes, I found that all the online classes were full and remaining classes didn't qualify for my major. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, my wife and kids all yelled at me because I was stood at the bookshelf looking for a book, blocking the Wifi router with my body, and their signals all dropped to almost zero, and had stopped them watching videos. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML
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Top comments
smiller0789 3
"Internet girlfriend"? You deserve it. P.S. There's this thing called a webcam that you can buy for about $30 instead of buying a $1000 laptop.
DynamicDave 11
YDI for a. Having such a crappy router that you only get a signal at one spot in the house. If it's your neighbor's network, get your own router. b. Having an "Internet girlfriend." Get a life and a real girlfriend. c. Buying a whole new laptop instead of just a webcam
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Comments (53)
jayemdoubleyou 1
I put FYI for you having no knowledge of jacking off to Megan Fox. **** you, buddy.
musicislife1995_fml 0
clearly you need a new router...
deaan_ 0
LMFAO . you fail bud .
NewJoisey 0
You my friend, are a ******* twat.
sex_cauldron 1
"Man" and "girlfriend" should never be in the same sentence. Queer pride, yo.
SupaSwaggin 0
ultimate fail
Asadsackopotatoe 0
buy a ******* router that is better quit bitching and shut the **** up
NewJoisey 0
@sex_cauldron, take that weird shit out of here loljk I'm a fag myself ;)
omghehehe 0
Great! That's just wonderful! You better not leave your mom any wet surprises in front of her door. You will be grounded for sure, and no wifi for you!
Stueyy 0
I fail to see the problem here. :P