Strawberry surprise

By Anonymous - 02/06/2020 17:00

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Today, my husband got home and shouted he had a surprise for me. I shouted back that I hoped it was his tasty knob with strawberry lube. Nope, he'd picked up my grandparents for a visit now social isolation is being relaxed. They might be in their 80’s but they’re not deaf, unfortunately. FML
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Marcella1016 31

Social isolation is being relaxed, but you still need to be careful with his grandparents. There are still cases, and plenty of them. It’s just not spreading as quickly as before - due to the very social distancing measures they are now relaxing. Continue to wear masks and gloves and stay 6 feet apart from your elderly (and other) relatives. And for God’s sake, always check that your husband is alone before shouting some graphic shit like that through the house. Although I do admire your enthusiasm lol

they were your age once. no matter how prudish they act, they've done it too

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Marcella1016 31

Social isolation is being relaxed, but you still need to be careful with his grandparents. There are still cases, and plenty of them. It’s just not spreading as quickly as before - due to the very social distancing measures they are now relaxing. Continue to wear masks and gloves and stay 6 feet apart from your elderly (and other) relatives. And for God’s sake, always check that your husband is alone before shouting some graphic shit like that through the house. Although I do admire your enthusiasm lol

they were your age once. no matter how prudish they act, they've done it too

If they have a sense of humor, you can expect a gift of said lube on your next birthday, or Christmas. Whichever is first. Oh, and thanks for the image of a dude standing to attention in his hallway with his cock smeared in lube. I really needed that. This is where Reddit users would reply with "r/sarcasm".

Give Grandpa some lube and let him and Grandma go at it while you two do the same. Hopefully in separate rooms.

J15237 25

That is extremely embarrassing and a funny family moment. However, I think that was very sexy of you to attempt to start something. I hope that you do it again some time.

So missing the laughing my head off button. Hope they had a good visit. They were young once too. Albeit a long time ago

paige_nicole 7

Is nobody going to talk about how she calls his penis a knob lmao