Today, I bought a CD off a man who always plays Spanish guitar in the subway. When I got to work and tried playing the CD, it was blank. I paid $15 for a blank CD. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a co-worker gave me a couple of CDs he said he wanted me to listen to. I got excited, thinking that they were playlists he'd made for me. They were self-help tracks. FML
Today, I arrived at work to find an email from the manager whom I had bought concert tickets from the night before. He said he had actually sold those tickets to someone else. He still expects to be paid. FML
Today, I found out the gift card my friend gave me for Christmas actually has no money on it and was never purchased in the first place. FML
Today, I spent hours playing my guitar and singing in the street, hoping to make some extra cash. About 3 hours in, I realized some punk had been walking around with a hat taking money as if he was with me. FML
Today, I finally released my first music album. I dropped out of college to pay for it after my friends who liked my music urged me to. They keep telling me how much they love the CD. I've only sold one copy. Turns out they put it on a sharing site so only one of them would have to buy it. FML
Today, I was playing guitar on the sidewalk and had my guitar case open for tips. A man came up with a folded piece of green paper, smiled and walked away. After I was finished, I looked at my tips. I unfolded the paper, it was a note that said "You suck!" FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, my mate came over wanting me to listen to a new music CD he got. It was by some unknown band, and at the end he asked me what I thought, and I said it was ok but the lead singer couldn't sing even if his life depended on it. Turns out my mate's the lead singer, and it was his own band. FML
Today, I met my favourite singer, but when she signed my CD, the marker was out of ink. By the time I realised there was no signature, she was already gone. FML
Today, I had an old man yell in my face because the boxes in our store only had Spanish words on them. I spent 15 minutes apologizing and trying to explain that the English was on the back side. He stormed out before I could even show him. FML
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Top comments
DrAwesome 6
Call technical support. Maybe your drive can't read the... Oh, who am I kidding, you got ripped.
yojoeletsmakeout 0
next time maybe don't buy CDs from randoms in the subway.. but FYL, that's really lame.
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Comments (120)
yourmysunshine 0
why would you do that??
_Noon_ 0
I'm guessing she either liked the music or wanted to do something good for humanity.
nattylight 0
you are an idiot. why buy a cd that you have no clue what is on it. you fail at being smart and succeed at being an idiot
ellbtvsvm 0
"why buy a cd that you have no clue what is on it" plz lrn2write.
blondielove 0
hahaha that ******* sucks
voodootrucker 0
any chance you just moved to nyc don't buy anything from aspiring rappers either
star_ver 0
Yeah seriously, they all suck and if you buy a CD from one, 20 more appear out of nowhere asking you to buy *their* CDs too.
Nick402 0
Well, if he "always" plays Spanish guitar in the subway, you shouldn't have a problem tracking him down.
hazri 0
Ay Caramba! ( I am imagining thats your reaction)
div01 2
Let's give the spanish guitar player the benefit of doubt. Maybe you brushed up on something that corrupted the data on the disc...a james bond wrist watch perhaps? Or he scammed you and you paid for his food and/or drug abuse. Look for a webiste opposite to this one like heartmylife.com or some shit to find ur guitar heros post about selling a blank cd to some dude in the subway :)
Corky_fml 0
mylifeisg.com :D haha
MadeOfAwesome 1
Omg, your life is so ****** because you lost $15 Get over it. Seriously.
BigSky 5
The other website is mylifeisg.com
iBimmer 0
YDI for being in the subway.