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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 17:08 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML

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Sunday 30 August 2015 9:44

Why did you black out? I would get that weak heart of your checked out before you pass out in the toilet.

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Sunday 30 August 2015 10:14

How hard did he squeeze?

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Monday 31 August 2015 3:29

See a doctor. Circulatory issues, maybe.

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Monday 31 August 2015 17:03

Well it worked, didn't it?

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o_O? So many questions

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