Health: Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 17:08 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML

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By Chris - 03/04/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML

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By haleyfml - 27/10/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML

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By ipayyourbillsgorramit - 24/08/2012 23:29 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML

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By Username - 04/04/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By anonymous - 22/09/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 17:03

Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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Cads1 24

Sunday 30 August 2015 9:44

Why did you black out? I would get that weak heart of your checked out before you pass out in the toilet.

DMA0712 22

Sunday 30 August 2015 10:14

How hard did he squeeze?

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KRYPYAT 14

Sunday 30 August 2015 11:15

Dads. Gotta love 'em.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 30 August 2015 11:36

Too much love...what a great relationship with your dad...

Hinup 11

Sunday 30 August 2015 12:32

lmao.. A few years back i had a similiar sotuatio, hugged my dad, blacked out, fell down with my head against the table, was out for 3mins, parents just started to eat there diner leaving me on the floor, waking up confused, they only laughed and thought i was joking.. yeah. i would bash my head on the table for a joke..

zarrganaut 17

Sunday 30 August 2015 12:35

BEAR HUG!

saffy66 34

Sunday 30 August 2015 13:28

Get this checked out. It could be a num re of things, including epilepsy.

hellnosucka 27

Sunday 30 August 2015 16:06

that's what tough love is all about.

Isamermaid 17

Sunday 30 August 2015 16:28

Rude, yes. You should get yourself checked out though. It's probably nothing serious. But best to know. (I (also?) have a low threshhold for passing out. My heart is healthy, but it beats too fast (sinus tachycardia)- that's what I know so far.)

Isamermaid 17

Sunday 30 August 2015 16:35

I guess I mean get it checked out if you've passed out on 2-3 or more occassions. A one-time thing could have been dehydration, lack of sleep/food, stress, or your dad just really squeezed you enough to where you didn't get oxygen for a while.

Izzamee 17

Sunday 30 August 2015 16:36

It's not because the dad squeezed to hard. This happened to me once, (minus the rude comment), and that's because I have low iron count. So maybe that's a reason why. Also if you are a runner, you can have low blood pressure. Hope it all turned out okay!

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 30 August 2015 20:11

tell your dad that the sleeper hold is not a good way to hug

the_bassist__ 15

Sunday 30 August 2015 20:15

My dad did something like this, I have low blood pressure so I can get really dizzy and can't see. He thought I was faking it when my knees buckled and I almost passed out

tiredofwaiting 25

Sunday 30 August 2015 20:52

You need to get that checked out.

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