Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML
Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML
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Top comments
Cads1 24
Why did you black out? I would get that weak heart of your checked out before you pass out in the toilet.
DMA0712 22
How hard did he squeeze?
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Comments (27)
KRYPYAT 14
Dads. Gotta love 'em.
worldclassrager 41
Too much love...what a great relationship with your dad...
Hinup 11
lmao.. A few years back i had a similiar sotuatio, hugged my dad, blacked out, fell down with my head against the table, was out for 3mins, parents just started to eat there diner leaving me on the floor, waking up confused, they only laughed and thought i was joking.. yeah. i would bash my head on the table for a joke..
zarrganaut 17
BEAR HUG!
saffy66 34
Get this checked out. It could be a num re of things, including epilepsy.
hellnosucka 27
that's what tough love is all about.
Isamermaid 17
Rude, yes. You should get yourself checked out though. It's probably nothing serious. But best to know. (I (also?) have a low threshhold for passing out. My heart is healthy, but it beats too fast (sinus tachycardia)- that's what I know so far.)
Isamermaid 17
I guess I mean get it checked out if you've passed out on 2-3 or more occassions. A one-time thing could have been dehydration, lack of sleep/food, stress, or your dad just really squeezed you enough to where you didn't get oxygen for a while.
Izzamee 17
It's not because the dad squeezed to hard. This happened to me once, (minus the rude comment), and that's because I have low iron count. So maybe that's a reason why. Also if you are a runner, you can have low blood pressure. Hope it all turned out okay!
RedPillSucks 33
tell your dad that the sleeper hold is not a good way to hug
the_bassist__ 15
My dad did something like this, I have low blood pressure so I can get really dizzy and can't see. He thought I was faking it when my knees buckled and I almost passed out
tiredofwaiting 25
You need to get that checked out.