Today, I began to sign "I love you" to my boyfriend from across the room. I ended up just poking myself in the eye. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I was on a date and tried to act seductive and mysterious by slowly sipping my drink while making eye contact with him. I misjudged the straw’s length and location and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML
Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
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jerryj 27
I can picture it happened like this: • you made eye contact with eachother • you smiled at him • while smiling you slowly poked your eye • he was confused
biasedshooter 24
P-p-p-pokerface
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Comments (47)
ostfaiz 18
Love hurts Op! Ydi ;)
oreoeater 21
no. Just no.
amelitaliz 22
Out of all of the ones that go through moderation, how did THIS make the cut as a FML? "Oh no, I acted like an adorable idiot and had no real consequences!" (Obviously basing my snarky judgement on a lack of any mention of issue, like being dumped over this or going blind. Op is just fine.)
NicH1799 20
Love hurts.
gracehi 33
Too late.
madellen 16
I'm sorry op love can make ya do funny things;) haha
CobraLazerFace 21
"Eye love you"
moonbootz 7
couldve just texted him....or said it out loud. dont be afraid of ur love.
pessimistprime 4
Why on earth would she text him of all things? They were in the same room, and she wanted to be cute by signing it, instead of just saying it. Actions speak louder than words.
dont_doubt_me 29
Or she's deaf and communicates using sign language.
World_Burner 13
Doesn't necessarily need to be deaf, my girlfriend and I both know ASL and we're both hearing. Plus, if she meant Sign Language, I'd assume OP would better mention that detail.
moonbootz 7
people text all the time in the same room. class,church,being lazy. chill out sheesh.
extremereviews 26
H-how?
Cass_x 22
I read "sing" and I was confused for a moment. I hope your eye gets better soon (:
BigPeter 8
I did the same haha
Vickeh 15
The " Eye Love You" was taken way too literally.
cheshireau 26
The sign for I love you wouldn't have you poke yourself in the eye. Unless you did eye ball, heart and point.
Dillyduzit 23
Exactly what I was thinking. It's only one sign and during no part of the sign does the hand need to go anywhere near the eye.
cryssycakesx3 23
yeah that's what I thought she did - gestured, not signed..
casste 6
She meant gestured, as in she was going to point to her eye, then make a heart, then point to him.