Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
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Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
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Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
Record him saying all of that, make 100% sure that it saved, and then call his parents and tell them to come home immediately to show them the video. That shit's not cool and he needs some serious discipline. (Make sure he doesn't know you recorded him and doesn't have access to your phone so he can't delete it).
MrZsDad 19
Should have told him to sit down and shut up before he ends up on a milk carton
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Comments (145)
vikky538 29
tell his parents and leave that place immediately ...he is more villain than you think...
orsombre_fml 11
Contact immediately the parents and demand them to come back.
Cebolamole 13
If it were me, I would immediately call his parents telling them what he said and quitting the job. I'm guessing that could work since he told you that right after his parents left the house - there would be no time to do anything the kid might accuse you of, right? Recording is a good alternative, but what mischiefs would he be about before you had a chance to?
WardenWolf 26
The best thing you can do is simply call the parents and tell them they need to come home immediately, and why. Chances are they'll be VERY pissed at junior for pulling this stunt and ruining their evening.
EKDH 11
I've had kids I babysat do this. I told the parents and they told me I'm not the first. Which means you aren't to this kid most likely. You should say something.
B1083 6
Everyone is blaming the child, I point the finger at the parents. He is only 11 years old, how would an 11 year old even know about sex offender's list, what constitutes of an offender and, don't forget, blackmail. Also I'd be careful bringing this up with the parents - if the child is this well versed on the topic that probably means the parents have flooded him with warnings and may be paranoid. Be safe and warn not only the parents, but friends and family so that way no one is ever harmed once you quit. If at all possible, leave a description to the authorities just to have it on file. The police won't even need to contact the family, they would just keep it on record. You just got to love kids now a days.
metalcrazed 21
He would know from tv and the internet.
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
Id hit record on your phone. and ask him again... so he will repeat him self.
mixedone223 6
kid should be babysitting you
sahmnc420 13
I'd call the parents that moment
mandieliza 0
I work investigating child abuse and I really wish this surprised me. We have almost given kids TOO MUCH knowldge about "abuse" half the calls we get are false allegations.