Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
Record him saying all of that, make 100% sure that it saved, and then call his parents and tell them to come home immediately to show them the video. That shit's not cool and he needs some serious discipline. (Make sure he doesn't know you recorded him and doesn't have access to your phone so he can't delete it).
MrZsDad 19
Should have told him to sit down and shut up before he ends up on a milk carton
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Comments (145)
CaliCassanova 14
Little shit! Ask him if he wants to be in a foster home cuz if he's pulling stunts like that his parents won't have custody long! And tell his parents on him right away and go call a friend to go with you so your never alone!
WardenWolf 26
Call the parents immediately, tell them what he said, and that you no longer feel comfortable babysitting their child and they need to come home immediately.
aruiz51 1
I would let the local authorities know too so he doesn't ruin someone else's life after you quitm
diagnosed 15
Well that sounds like you're not going to be doing that babysitting job again. I agree with all those other people who say I get a recording of it and play it for his parents if you do babysit him again. There is no excuse in the world to threaten an innocent person with that. Just so that you can get your way. Some kids really needs a belt taking to their bottoms. I was raised like that and it never hurt me none. the rules on punishment for children have been so lax that it's no wonder there are children are running wild and saying stuff like this and thinking they can get away with it. And that its okay I blame the parents.
countryb_cth 38
Also a big thing I have nodiced is that a lot of parents want to be their child's best friend and not a parent. So the kids end up getting bratty and spoiled because the parents don't want their kid to be mad at them, so they give them whatever they want and let them do whatever they want. Which is stupid, my mom is my best friend yet when I was younger she disciplined me and kept me in line. It hasn't ruined our relationship it made it better. So I don't understand why parents can't just parent their kids, the kids have enough best friends what they need is structure and good parenting.
ForeverJasmine 26
Wow what a little brat.
ProfessorMctitie 20
That little son of a bitch
Vivi99 12
That kid is a asshole.
StickyPickles 33
Record that little prick. . If anything just to cover your own ass
cbroady0529 9
I agree with those who've said to call the parents and say they need to come home. Tell them what he said and explain that you refuse to leave yourself open to such accusations. What a piece of shit kid. Just an accusation like that can ruin your life!
LeavenSilva 27
I would definitely tell the parents, that's too crazy a story to have made up just to get the kid in trouble