Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML
Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
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bengermin 5
Pow!! Right in the kisser!
DrDilllonReese 12
Aweee, how sweet!
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Comments (148)
madleo13 4
Pie in the face, funny. But then being locked out?! Yea, I'd be peeved then.
Slimma 20
Man that is awesome. Its like leading someone to something so nice and pretty and then BAM! Pie in the face. That is a sense of humor. Hopefully he made up for it though.
bigbubbamike 0
at least he thought enough of u to add sprinkles
CyonideCyns 0
Here's what you do: oh it's okay I forgive you! Get him wasted, wait till he passes out, take his clothes off and put him on the roof. Than get a video tape for when he wakes up :) Hopefully you have the capability to make this possible and he is not a light sleeper.
CyonideCyns 0
I also hope he doesn't drink often. Then this plan would be easier and cheaper.
angel1234567 10
Very romantic.....
xXT9Xx 0
You got sprinkles and whip cream...i dont see the problem
LivyGirl0611 9
Wow... Just...wow.
glitterglam86 0
Haha wow not nice but still funny
glitterglam86 0
Haha wow not nice but still funny
HU4L188 0
Get him back. Use sex or somethin. Lead him on and then be like: "NOPE"