Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about...

Anonymous 29 July 2014, 18:15 United States

Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML

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Thanks Mom

Today, I was feeling really depressed and ended up asking my mom why guys aren't interested in me. She replied with a laundry list of reasons, including, "Hair. Boobs. Face. Everything." FML

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Anonymous 27 December 2021, 07:59 Weehawken, United States

Is she Julia Stiles?

Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML

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anonymous 27 June 2015, 17:40 United States

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

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Anonymous 31 December 2014, 20:29 United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

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nopleasestopmother 2 May 2014, 23:03 Lake Mills, United States

Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML

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Anonymous 20 April 2009, 18:22 United States

Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML

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Anonymous 26 March 2016, 15:36 Mckinney, United States

Today, my 5-year-old daughter said "Mommy, why doesn't anyone wanna marry you?" I've been asking myself the same question for all too many years. FML

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edulover 1 January 2011, 01:16 United States

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

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noiguessitsbroken :( 7 August 2013, 12:24 Kaunas, Lithuania

Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML

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machina 16 July 2019, 04:01

Today, I approached my mother for comfort, because I've been feeling depressed and unloved by anyone lately. She replied, “Honestly, I stopped loving you back when you were a toddler.” FML

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Rosebudx 32

29 July 2014, 23:16

Because you ask questions and get mad when people answer them honestly?

ScottVining 21

29 July 2014, 23:14

Dont worry us people from the internet like you

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ethan_unoxx 29

30 July 2014, 00:43

Don't worry. keep your head up cause there's someone out there who likes you

TwentyFourBeerz 18

30 July 2014, 00:57

I doubt she'd tell u the " real " reason why no one likes you..

LittleRanz 4

30 July 2014, 01:26

You asked for it. Sometimes the answer you may/hope to be expecting isnt always what you think it is.

WasabiMars 21

30 July 2014, 01:34

Sometimes I also ask my close friends and family some of the things they don't like about me. If many of them say the same thing, I'm willing to change it a little bit. I do this because I want to improve my own character and not because I want to please people. I know you can't please everyone on Earth OP but you'd be amazed about what things people tell you. Sometimes it's hogwash and sometimes it's things that are bad about you but you never noticed it yourself. IMO you can use what your mom said as a guideline for personal development and improvement.