Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
snore
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Mexico, Mexico
Thanks Mom
Today, I was feeling really depressed and ended up asking my mom why guys aren't interested in me. She replied with a laundry list of reasons, including, "Hair. Boobs. Face. Everything." FML
Anonymous
Weehawken, United States
Is she Julia Stiles?
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
nopleasestopmother
Lake Mills, United States
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML
Anonymous
Mckinney, United States
Today, my 5-year-old daughter said "Mommy, why doesn't anyone wanna marry you?" I've been asking myself the same question for all too many years. FML
edulover
United States
Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
noiguessitsbroken :(
Kaunas, Lithuania
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
machina
Today, I approached my mother for comfort, because I've been feeling depressed and unloved by anyone lately. She replied, “Honestly, I stopped loving you back when you were a toddler.” FML
Top comments
Rosebudx 32
Because you ask questions and get mad when people answer them honestly?
ScottVining 21
Dont worry us people from the internet like you
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Comments (78)
BoredToDeath22 7
If it helps... I like you!!☺️
False_Stupidity 42
At first I'm thinking FYL for your mothers brutal honesty but at the same time it's YDI because well you did ask for it. When fishing for compliments you sometimes reel in an old boot.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Did she say "Because you're a complete bastard" in an English accent?
tbon3r 15
well I guess you have a personallity that not even your mother loves..
krupa1901 10
Well I'd eat it off. Go buy a dozen donuts. One from each reason. Eat Your flaws away!
an3ph 20
If you ask a question you don't want answered, expect an answer you don't like.
Mama4ddk 15
Ouch, speaking as a mother I don't think I can ever do that me kid. I would give them ideas on what they may be should do but I would never list a dozen reasons. I could speculate with them about 1 or 2 but I would never say definitively this is why. I'm sorry that your mother was able to.
phoneaddict13 29
YDI you asked..
noved911 4
Your Mom sounds a little like my Mom. Bitter, nasty, resentful and mean. She's your're Mom, though and you have to love her. All the same, FYL.
amisenho 11
"Your're"? Really? REALLY?
Salo116 2
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.