Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
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Calaura9 0
Your husband is imature and cares more about appearances than your feelings. Deny him sex and anything else he may like until he changes this.
mynameisjohn19 0
Wow what a jerk. He obviously hasn't matured enough if he's still seeking approval from everyone who went to your high school.
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Comments (135)
AAAAHHHH12 2
Wow, talk about stereotyping. :(
rafa3085 0
tell him to seriously get over himself.. who does ur husband think he is? the most awesomest person whose ever walked the face of this earth? i thinkkkk nottttttt!
allmidnighteyes 11
It's FACEBOOK, of all things. Boo ******* hoo.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
It's not just about that, it's about the fact that her husband is ashamed of being married to her.
Casaundraaa 9
actually it's a huge red flag if your spouse or partner refuses to list you as whom they're with it's either a)they're cheating b) embarrassed or c) both or d) doesn't want anyone ruin the relationship he obviously stated he didn't want his highschool friends to know who he married
widad_xoxo 0
wow what a jerk.
E3Q 0
So thyats what he really thinks of you and about you. And you are okay with this? You are both ******. So sad
plexico 4
You should have married me. At worst, you could have been considered the "2nd Biggest Geek in the Whole School" JCL Rules!
plexico 4
Thanks, mercy. . . and I still am! ;)
Intoxicunt 6
I was a geek as well, and still am. But then, high school wasn't long ago for me. Plexico, pfft, what about me!? I'm jealous.
plexico 4
But is anyone going to affirm or refute that JCL Rules? Hint: I am not referring to Job Control Language, even though that would be very geeky as well.
Harry_Poochi 0
Intoxicunt, you look like the complete opposite of a geek. I am slightly afraid of you.
Intoxicunt 6
Hahahaha. That's the first time anyone's said they were afraid of me in a looooong time. Why, might I ask? Do I look like an airhead? That would be the opposite, I guess. Plexico, um...I don't know what it stands for. So, for the sake of argument, I'll just disagree. NO, JCL sucks!
plexico 4
No, it doesn't! (runs away sobbing) Mommy! Intoxicunt says JCL (slob) sucks! (stands behind Mommy) Mommy, tell her JCL rules! (sticks out tongue.) And. . . Scene.
Intoxicunt 6
I googled it and still haven't a clue as to what it stands for. So, for that reason, it does suck.
mrsnesbitt 0
Why did you finish that with "we went to the same high school" ? Wasn't that already evident? It wouldn't make sense otherwise. Anyway, just add them all as your friends and then they'll see that you're married to him and you can rest easy.
mehwhateverr 0
#27, i was gonna say the same thing. i don't get that either.
littlemissxx 0
yeah, I was surprised people hadn't mentioned it earlier.
mikuxxhatsune 32
I think it was for all the stupid people that wouldn't understand the FML without further clarification.
Casaundraaa 9
haha I was thinking she should message them all and let them know ! ?
Kristoffer 35
FYL. But "We went to the same high school" is kinda redundant.
crystal_clear 0
My thoughts exactly. I had to reread the FML a couple times to see if I misread something. The fact that they already went to the same highschool was pretty obvious, so repeating it just made the FML confusing. And seriously, it's Facebook. I swear, if all this keeps up, it'll rule the world one day.
summer99 0
wow way to act like a couple of teenagers squabbling over their relationship status on facebook. if hes clearly still obsessing over what his high school buddies think of him, then fyl for marrying an immature little boy.
nypd613 0
you shouldn't be ashamed that you were the so called "geek" in the whole school, and shame on him for being embarrassed of you. and if he thought you were a geek why did he marry you?