Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
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Top comments
Calaura9 0
Your husband is imature and cares more about appearances than your feelings. Deny him sex and anything else he may like until he changes this.
mynameisjohn19 0
Wow what a jerk. He obviously hasn't matured enough if he's still seeking approval from everyone who went to your high school.
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Comments (135)
jenniferxxlou 0
YDI for caring about what is on facebook
mhinaj 0
why'd he marry u if u were a dork?? ur WAY to good for that wannabe.
cryssycakesx3 23
your keys are missing?
summerhot_fml 2
what a douche!!! i hope you found some type of horrible revenge
mama8809 0
That's so so so f-ed up I'm so sorry hon he's a dick and not a real man if he was he wouldn't care what they thought
FweakofCydonia 40
They're gonna find out one day...i mean sooner or later people will ask questions if he came across them in real life. will he lie then?? id say dump him if he's too ashamed to show you off to the world.
monsoon21 0
Genius man. Bros before hoes!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
That quote only applies to unmarried men. And also, these were people he knew back in HIGH SCHOOL. He's married now, so that means he should grow the **** up and not worry about what his old high school buddies think.
jbicchinella 4
I'm glad you made that connection at the end wouldn't have guessed! Moron lol
Cachoo1999 1
Wow i would definitly be mad if my husband said that to me
doglover100 29
High school's over. He's immature.
_delusions_ 15
Obviously you went to the same highschool. Unless he married someone else too.