Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
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Calaura9 0
Your husband is imature and cares more about appearances than your feelings. Deny him sex and anything else he may like until he changes this.
mynameisjohn19 0
Wow what a jerk. He obviously hasn't matured enough if he's still seeking approval from everyone who went to your high school.
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Comments (135)
djb23 0
I love how you dropped that last line like it was unexpected. Like you were dropping a bombshell on us. WELL GUESS WHAT, I ALREADY ASSUMED YOU WENT TO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL. HOW ELSE WOULD HIS FRIENDS KNOW YOU? HUH? anyways YDI for marrying an insecure loser..
MeMeMe123455 0
Post your wedding photos and tag him in them....also, leave him a wall message about leaving dirty underwear around the house or something like that. What a dickkk.
GranoblasticMan 0
YDI for marrying the biggest douche in the whole school.
SammyJane 1
If I were you I would of been like "Well that's fine with me, I don't want everyone to know I married the biggest jerk from high school."
KR15CO 0
- why dont you add tag him as your husband on facebook ? - add all of his friends - upload your wedding pictures and tag his ugly ass
InfinatePlaylist 0
lol thats genius
Carribu 0
Why are you still married to a guy trying to impress a ton of people from high school? He's not acknowledging you as his wife. It's stupid. If you got hot, then it sucks for them and it sucks for your husband because they're trying to relive the past. If you stayed the same, then your husband's just a douche.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Post a pic with your glasses off, so all his jock buddies will be like, "Holy shit she's hot!" Then your husband can collect on some long-standing bets and buy you contacts.
unhappyperson 0
Yeah, divorce him. If he doesn't love you in front of everybody, he shouldn't get the right to love you at all. Move on. He'll cheat.
invisiblerabbit 0
awww, you're just a teenage dirtbag...
lostguy 0
your husband is a douchebag. sorry for having to marry a guy like him =/