By cockblocked - 11/05/2012 18:29 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Troll dad always wins! Unless put against Troll mom.

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itsalanis 25

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b0ngs 7

Hey, at least his dad has a sense of humor!

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MigraineurOfLife 15

... And you thought all you had to worry about was your parents bringing out your embarrassing photos.

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DocBastard 38

I will DEFINITELY use this with my son. Make sure you give your father a big high-five from me. I think I'll use posters of Bieber. I'm sure I can find some easily enough.

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nofearjenshere 12

Don't lie, you secretly have Beiber posters all over your house ;)

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dinoluvsrawr 2

At least they won't have to listen to Bieber's music ^^

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Trisha_aus 15

Making love while listening to 'baby baby baby oh oh?!' oh lord I can't even imagine

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nahbean13 3

13 - Twilight posters would work as well.

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Pigeon89 34

It'd just put her more in the mood if she's a belieber :(

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luckyd880 12

Ya she would prob hide your face with beibers poster and fantasize that she's screwing him.

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skyeyez9 24

Or Betty White posters

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keepingitnasty 15

Keep them up, tell your dad the posters made you gay. thanks dad.

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1crabbygirl 10

That's quite hilarious!

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slushyslime 7

Tried that with my mom once told her I was gay , she didn't believe me :( . She was like ok wateva :/

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Hamo 5

Poor OP having his dad ruin his sex life but trust me OP, you don't want a pregnant girlfriend

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ohmandapants 16

Because having sex automatically leads to pregnancy, right?

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platypus546 24

Yup you'll get pregnant and die. Don't do it man!

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ohmandapants 16

So what you guys are saying is condoms can break and lead to pregnancy. Therefore, OP shouldn't have sex with his gf. That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard. There are other methods of birth control. If everyone thought like this, no one would be having sex for fun.

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thatoneguy79 10

85 - People might start having sex more responsibly though and that certainly would not be a bad thing. A few less single mothers with wondering how they are going to make ends meet and feed the 4 children they have as results of one-night stands. A few less wives learning their niece is a little closer in relation then they previously thought.

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Shadowvoid 33

Where did he get these richard simmons posters so fast?

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meggieeee51 9

Your girlfriend should have laughed and continued :-p

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jwb8711 13

I agree. He should have just manned up and said "yeah, they're mine... Now take your pants off"

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KendratheUnicorn 0

Work it ladies!!

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pyezer 3

Having a headache is not an excuse to not have sex, sex makes headaches go away in girls lol

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rattusrattus 18

Not headaches that are induced by Richard Simmons. *shudder* *wince* *shudder*

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Abbila 8

Well, Richard Simmons is awesome. I just think it would be weird having him stare at us.

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