fml_for_real
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ladylol
Towcester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
ps3isbetterthanme
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
Ihategamersex
🌶️ Spicy
Smash that button
Today, my boyfriend, who is a full-time gamer, said to me during sex, "I want to right click you so bad." FML
Jena
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Anonymous
Halitosis
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Anon.
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
xxlexi_lovexx
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
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9brggz1vboyqhb0 0
Are you sure he wasn't having sex with the PS3?
LoLoLo_fml 0
What is with people saying "you obviously aren't good in bed" or "he isn't into you"?? Why is he her boyfriend then!? And to be honest, he has a right to not be in the mood for sex, it kind of depends on how often he seems to prefer his ps3..
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Dbotmen 9
Sometimes, you can't simply tell us that you wanna ****. You need to be patient, waiting until we are done shooting shit up, and actually try by doing one of three things; sit on us wearing as much clothes as you feel are appropriate, turn off the console and do what I previously suggested, or simply wait until you think could be the right moment and just say,"Let's ****." and start doing your thing.
Lilandra_fml 8
It has been said before, but I'd like to add to the choir: Don't use that word for that purpose. If you want to have sex, good for you, but don't tell people to rape you. I voted YDI for that very reason.
spleeN_fml 4
thats what happens when you get with a console peasant.
SGTLECLEIR 4
what an idiot
BobBricks101 7
So you expect guys to have sex with you every time you want it, but not even close to every time a guy wants it