fml_for_real
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ladylol
Towcester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
ps3isbetterthanme
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
Ihategamersex
🌶️ Spicy
Smash that button
Today, my boyfriend, who is a full-time gamer, said to me during sex, "I want to right click you so bad." FML
Jena
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Anonymous
Halitosis
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Anon.
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
xxlexi_lovexx
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
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9brggz1vboyqhb0 0
Are you sure he wasn't having sex with the PS3?
LoLoLo_fml 0
What is with people saying "you obviously aren't good in bed" or "he isn't into you"?? Why is he her boyfriend then!? And to be honest, he has a right to not be in the mood for sex, it kind of depends on how often he seems to prefer his ps3..
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Comments (88)
brad42013 3
What an asshole....ps3 sucks
MC116 3
Ya..... Wii is the best
chrisbyg 6
No, video games never complain later on.
stickytack 7
Well PS3 is fun. What game?
locloves44 3
You don't ask a person to 'ravish' you it's awkward and creepy
sammyjo06 14
You must be 12.
alpacaman 5
Well, with AC3, BO2, and Halo 4, I wouldn't be surprised.
Dbotmen 9
Halo is an Xbox exclusive.
rich443 22
completely understand his point of view
CyberGothic 16
Dump. Him. Now.
ThatOneTimeLord 25
I don't know what's sadder, your attempt to hook up, or attempting to hook up with someone who is already taken.
joeypaulson20 7
at least it wasnt for wii.... that would be downright humiliating
terrihart 8
I'd rather play PS3 too if you're going to use the word "ravishing"