Today, I asked my boyfriend of 7 months to come over on Valentine's Day so I can cook dinner for him. He asked if he could invite his wife over as well. Guess who's newly single right before Valentine's Day! FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
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macone 30
Did he know that he was your boyfriend?
DraftHail614 17
So... either he really had no clue you thought of him as a boyfriend, or... yeah, no. I got nothing. Not one of those "glass is half full" kind of guy either.
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Comments (28)
acmariner99 25
Him? I hope
unintended_consequence 5
Well he had to cook his wife dinner before sleeping with her. It's only fair
Bubbilility 27
I have to assume his wife already knows, or he's more stupid than he already sounds.
tounces7 28
Ya'll....this was posted by a guy? That adds a whole new level of intrigue. I mean...does his wife even know he's bi/gay?
I'madumbass 19
Oh God. Great. That could be a typo or it is not. Either way.......REALLY?!?!?!?!?!
Mynxie 26
Well, it is something the wife should be aware if the man is cheating with another man, to know if she needs to be tested for HIV.
I'madumbass 19
How did you not know about this beforehand? Well, at least he is not giving you a fake rose stolen from his "best friend".
thatslifeiguess7 16
7 months and no clue he was married? I think he just wanted to break up. Put it on Craigslist in your area the personal ads. "Hey I got caught in the rain, I ve got half a brain not into yoga or champagne he only came over after midnight is he married? Looking for the wife of john smith brown hair green eyes" btw this is partly from the pina colada song
ChakatBlackstar 29
So was he poly and expecting you to be, or is he just a man-****?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Hopefully you're all three single at that point.
campdude90 15
Girl, you don’t need that pos in your life. I woulda said sure and made out with him in front of her...assuming that she’s a bestie
Lara Fraser 7
all 3 of you?