Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
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Today, my husband looked at me and said, "Baby, you're growing a mustache. You want me to edge it up?" No, I don't have that much. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
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duckiecrazy 0
obviously someone needs to wax
PassTheDutch 0
she messed up one letter and you couldn't figure out what she was saying. and the Yis right next to the T. you couldn't put that together?
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Comments (96)
Lala7261 0
maybe he forgot to shave...
sk1ml1fe 0
lmao
HappyCynic 0
Don't worry, potatoes are great.
Sniper_Fidelis 1
at least you have more balls than him:)
Ashkahnator 0
Wax that hairy catepillar. No, but seriously, punch him in the face(:< it will make you feel better.
LunaNstars 0
i love that pictuer boners!!! hahaha i can imagine the dude bitting off justin bieber's face.
Genesis215 1
A little fuzz isn't bad. At least you're not rocking a King Leonidas beard to go with it.
EatnBeef 7
I missed you boners!!!
mrs_alterego_fml 0
Nasty eww!! Nair it!!
jess6blondie9 3
Psssh. If I had a mustache, I'd be proud.