Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband looked at me and said, "Baby, you're growing a mustache. You want me to edge it up?" No, I don't have that much. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
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duckiecrazy 0
obviously someone needs to wax
PassTheDutch 0
she messed up one letter and you couldn't figure out what she was saying. and the Yis right next to the T. you couldn't put that together?
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Comments (96)
kyanisaurus 0
rawr!
btstig 11
Ha.... trim your other lips to while your at it ya hippie.
cumverg 0
Everyone below this line is jelly _________________________
Sirin_fml 47
*wobble wobble*
Monikabug 9
I wonder what flavor Sirin Jelly is. *Grabs a knife and some toast* >:D
Doortje 30
Does that mean I'll get eaten?
redbluegreen 41
Indubitably.
Katie_the_Great 6
________________________________________Everyone above this line is jelly :)
redbluegreen 41
I guess that puts me in a real jam, doesn't it?
prettyspiffy816 6
Just say you're growing a playoff beard!
IcySnake 0
sharks lost to the kings twice. LOL
prettyspiffy816 6
And thats why the Sharks lead the best of seven series 2-1....
bxtchbianca 0
LOL. I said that to my brother just yesterday because he was jokingly saying the same thing.
pandapoopDX 0
Ooooh hair no!
enonymous 9
If your lips are fuzzy I'm sure that I'd need a machete and a few guides who know their way through the amazon if we go down below.
Tiffy_FN_Terror 0
Rofl. I hope that's now how you keep your kitty kat. :D
Bcaw 0
= dont worry, lots of women are incredibly ugly and disgusting!
dirtyblond 4
Don't worry you can count to potato. ;)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Everyone has a little peach fuzz above their upper lip. Your boyfriend shouldn't have pointed it out in such an insensitive way, though. If you're feeling self-conscious, waxing or bleaching might help! At least a little bit of hair is something you can easily be rid of.