Today, I asked a good friend what she thought would make me more attractive to women. Her advice was, "Don't be yourself." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my first day at my new school. I've never been the new girl before, so I asked my best friend for advice. She said, "Whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, be yourself." FML
Today, I asked my friends what they thought was my biggest problem. All of them responded, "You're boring." I don't deny it, and I certainly did ask, but… Ouch. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I asked out a girl I’ve been hanging out with for a few months. She said, “That’s kind of gross.” When I asked her about, it she said, “My friends will think you’re creepy” followed by, “You’re not actually a creep, they say you look like one.” I groom myself every day like a normal person. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML
Today, I was thinking about this girl who I have feelings for. I haven't talked to her in three years, and recently developed these feelings. Out of curiosity, I asked her friend what NOT this girl's type is. She pretty much described me. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
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Top comments
antwon86 4
Your friends an ass but probably has a point somewhere in there. Your a guy and she's a girl so she knows about her own gender.
DocBastard 40
Assuming you're an ugly, stupid, boring, smelly, hairy, boorish, obnoxious lout, I'd say she's right on the money.
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Comments (89)
brianjman14 23
Worst advice anyone can give. If you're not yourself, then your girlfriend would like you for the person you pose and not the person you really are.
Calyx_fml 22
No matter how hard you try you can never be anything other than yourself.
iloveweed69 7
Aw she's a bitch :(
thamack408 11
dont trip homie,many girls say im creepy or weird. i say "**** you" and keep doing my own thing.main point is to be yourself and be happy
hateevryone 15
don't listen to her. be yourself, love yourself, be happy with yourself.
ourheartswerexD 6
Sadly, our society really is like this..... you have to change yourself to fit in. It sucks, but I think you should just ignore your "friend" and be who you are. No one can tell you who to be. However, it may be another issue such as being "socially-awkward" or something, and that can be fixed.
ForeverAloneGal 23
You asked for the advice. All you can do is take it or leave it.
immaMonsta 8
*You're. Not "your are".
immaMonsta 8
*You're. Not "Your are".
badam_fml 6
She is probably right . . . I have the same problem.