Today, I was thinking about this girl who I have feelings for. I haven't talked to her in three years, and recently developed these feelings. Out of curiosity, I asked her friend what NOT this girl's type is. She pretty much described me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, after I finally got up the courage to talk to the girl I'd been crushing on for years, we've got super close over a few weeks. Her best friend, who I'm kinda friends with, texted me, confessing that she likes me. Now the first girl won't talk to me for the sake of her best friend, who I'm not interested in. FML
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sirrubberduckie 37
So, you've developed feelings for what's essentially a fantasy, probably also based on some fictional scenarios. You should probably leave that one alone.
core01 30
RECENTLY developed feelings for a girl you don't know and never talk to? She's a ******* human, Ted. Not a sex doll.
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core01 30
RECENTLY developed feelings for a girl you don't know and never talk to? She's a ******* human, Ted. Not a sex doll.
sirrubberduckie 37
So, you've developed feelings for what's essentially a fantasy, probably also based on some fictional scenarios. You should probably leave that one alone.
Chazzster 32
Life can be complicated. It’s genuinely difficult some times finding a person who likes you and you like them. That’s why you do it gradually - You get to know them and they you before obsessing over them…. Very rarely do real people suddenly decide they like someone who they had no interest in before.… Especially if you are young (or very old) I suggest looking for a person who shares an interest that you have. Then get to know them, let the relationship develop if it’s going to. Also, drop whatever list you have in your mind about the perfect someone. You’re not perfect, none of us are. But we can usually find someone who is a good match - It just takes time.