Today, I asked a good friend what she thought would make me more attractive to women. Her advice was, "Don't be yourself." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first day at my new school. I've never been the new girl before, so I asked my best friend for advice. She said, "Whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, be yourself." FML
Today, I asked my friends what they thought was my biggest problem. All of them responded, "You're boring." I don't deny it, and I certainly did ask, but… Ouch. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I asked out a girl I’ve been hanging out with for a few months. She said, “That’s kind of gross.” When I asked her about, it she said, “My friends will think you’re creepy” followed by, “You’re not actually a creep, they say you look like one.” I groom myself every day like a normal person. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML
Today, I was thinking about this girl who I have feelings for. I haven't talked to her in three years, and recently developed these feelings. Out of curiosity, I asked her friend what NOT this girl's type is. She pretty much described me. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
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Top comments
antwon86 4
Your friends an ass but probably has a point somewhere in there. Your a guy and she's a girl so she knows about her own gender.
DocBastard 40
Assuming you're an ugly, stupid, boring, smelly, hairy, boorish, obnoxious lout, I'd say she's right on the money.
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Comments (89)
Ithok1 3
Best way to get a girl, find her movie idol, and be that guy. Then, if you want more then just some nookie slowly work yourself into her dream man till its all you.
A7x4REVer 3
Ha wow, people tell me to change who I am all the time, all I do is tell them that I'm sorry I don't want to be another worthless nobody who acts like everyone else, they either shut up or try (and fail) to defend themselves by saying they're not like everyone else
SimonLKJH 0
"... what she thought would make me more attactive towards women." Grammar fail. Technically, you are asking what would increase YOUR attraction to women and not women's attraction to you. The keywords are "make me more attractive towards women." You have difficulty being attractive to women? Grammar fail. FML approval fail too.
SimonLKJH 0
Grammar fail. Technically, you asked your friend what would increase your attraction to women. The keywords are "'make me more attractive to women." A valid sentence to portray your meaning is "What would make women more attractive to me." Compare that valid sentence to yours, "What would make me more attractive to women." Think twice before you flame me.
Crollo 2
"Technically, you asked your friend what would increase your attraction to women." Yes, what's the problem? "What would make women more attractive to me." That's not what he was asking. Try again.
Saigee1997 3
Actually, you kind of just made yourself look like an idiot. Ha. The sentence was worded oddly, but it's not incorrect. You're reading as if he said "make me more attractED to women" not "attractive" because attractive is an adjective and attracted is a verb. He's talking about himself when he says attractive, not other women. So. Yeah. You're wrong. Lol.
purplefishes 1
Uh... I'm not flaming, and I did think twice before replying, so I suppose I'm good to go. There is nothing wrong with this grammar. He asks how to make women like him more- 'women more attracted to me.' Maybe you're a touch confused? He is NOT asking how to make himself 'more attractive to women,' which is what you're saying.
Havin 19
Lol a similar situation happened to me when I asked my brother how to get a guys attention to which he replied 'Don't let him get to know you'
BigSexy77 0
Too bad op
GirlWhoLovesVB 9
Well she's an idiot
elmateo_fml 9
She probably misheard you, she gave you advice on how to be attractive to girls, not women