Today, I asked a good friend what she thought would make me more attractive to women. Her advice was, "Don't be yourself." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my first day at my new school. I've never been the new girl before, so I asked my best friend for advice. She said, "Whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, be yourself." FML
Today, I asked my friends what they thought was my biggest problem. All of them responded, "You're boring." I don't deny it, and I certainly did ask, but… Ouch. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I asked out a girl I’ve been hanging out with for a few months. She said, “That’s kind of gross.” When I asked her about, it she said, “My friends will think you’re creepy” followed by, “You’re not actually a creep, they say you look like one.” I groom myself every day like a normal person. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML
Today, I was thinking about this girl who I have feelings for. I haven't talked to her in three years, and recently developed these feelings. Out of curiosity, I asked her friend what NOT this girl's type is. She pretty much described me. FML
Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
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Top comments
antwon86 4
Your friends an ass but probably has a point somewhere in there. Your a guy and she's a girl so she knows about her own gender.
DocBastard 40
Assuming you're an ugly, stupid, boring, smelly, hairy, boorish, obnoxious lout, I'd say she's right on the money.
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Comments (89)
TheFamilyElf 17
If you pretend to be someone you're not, you're never going to get a girl that'll stick around, or be real with you. The best way to make women dislike you is to be the stereotypical i'm-fake-because-i'm-insecure douchebag.
A7x4REVer 3
I wish there were more people that thought like that...
perdix 31
If you are having to ask for advice, obviously what your are doing isn't working. Personality transplants are expensive, but they are much more reasonable in Mexico. Plus, when you come back, you'll know how to salsa, which the ladies love;)
Slimshots 8
Mexico is not the place to go for implants. They're too lenient on their health care standards. You may go there for a fun and loving personality, but just come back with Alzheimers. BTW, Perdix. There's an imposter of you floating around here somewhere.
Pentium_4 27
always be yourself bro, **** haters :P once you find a girl that likes you for who you are, you don't have to live a lie
Phil135 4
True, but what if he just wants casual sex? Just a thought...
Pentium_4 27
i'd say, find a **** buddy till he finds the right girl
legresley85 1
Be yourself, otherwise you will end up with someone you probably won't get along with. This works I guess if you want sex but not if you want a relationship. Also don't listen to your chick friends, they arent attracted to you, so of course they would direct you to behave like someone they might date. They don't speak for all female kind.
antwon86 4
What he said
thiscrazything 1
Don't worry about it. Be patient. There is someone for everyone, just be yourself. Smiles always help!
MickGold 8
If you want the ladies, just find the right ones. One is bound to like you for you. By the way, your friend is a bitch.
PaulB123 11
I haven't a clue what this is about.
atomic_rectum 0
Did she mean get a sex change?
KiddNYC1O 22
That won't help at all...
Slimshots 8
Unless he's after Ellen. Then it might help.
greenmen 12
Well you can't possibly say how the girls feel aBout your personality
Furrywhiplash 14
I think he is trying to say that if you take out a loan, you are more likely to get an STD? If that is the case, I should get myself checked...