Miscellaneous: Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in....

By Anonymous - 18/01/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By abdominates - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2025 00:00 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML

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By ShowerGirl - 30/04/2013 07:54 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML

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By TubaAssassin - 28/11/2017 06:00

Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML

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By Aaron - 01/12/2011 22:00

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

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jazlyn1986 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:33

what an idiot! punch him!

pariah13 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:42

you should kick his face in. that's sure to make you feel...somewhat better.

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breyahna12397 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:49

yhur roomate is a dumb ass

FreddyLunch 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:59

Learn some grammar.

sadistmonkey 19

Monday 18 January 2010 21:04

it could be a typo...don't tell me you've never made one

orph_the_d 5

Monday 18 January 2010 10:02

Get the money you're owed in cash or find someone to anally assault him. That is some serious BS. He is lucky to have you as a roomate cuz I would have beat him with the nearest 2x4 on principal. HE prolly stole the stuff anyway. What a s**thead. FYL

omgtooweird 0

Monday 18 January 2010 10:05

man u need to beat the shit outa him...wtf....uggg im disgusted by his stupidity

dzerzhinsky 0

Monday 18 January 2010 10:11

YDI for pisspoor grammar

Postlude 1

Monday 18 January 2010 15:48

To be fair, I was giving him the benefit of the doubt because he could have just typo'd and left the "n" in "stolen" out. Though his comma that's combining two sentences at the beginning is really quite irritating..