Today, I argued with my girlfriend over her constantly wasting our money on acupuncture. She said if I could prove it was baloney, she would stop. After I showed her copious amounts of scientific proof debunking it as pseudo-science, she told me we're "taking a break" from our relationship. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that "produce scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield." When I told her she got scammed, she denied it and yelled at me. Best part? She frequently lectures me about how I waste my money and spend irresponsibly. FML
All scammed out
Today, my wife paid a man with a fake crystal and an even faker accent to investigate the creakiness of our apartment complex floors. $300 later, she told me he'd found a "sinkhole of chi energy" and that the building may collapse if we don't pay him to disperse it. I want a divorce. FML
Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being superficial. She said I was superficial because I paid $100 for acne medication, because she always complained about how much acne I had. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Give me a break
Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML
Today, my girlfriend showed me a print of a Banksy that she'd just bought, telling me it was an original. When I tried to argue that it wasn't, she broke up with me for "implying she was a moron." FML
Cristal mommies
Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for the night so she could calm down. All I did was suggest her headache might improve with paracetamol and a nap, as opposed to the burning sage stinking up our bedroom and the crystal wand she had pressed against her eyes. FML
Wow thanks, I'm cured
Today, my girlfriend complained that she always feels like shit, and that she's tried "everything" to feel better. Everything except eating regular healthy meals, exercising, sleeping regularly, drinking water, showering, and changing clothes daily, that is. I pointed this out, and she kicked me out in a rage. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
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th4m4ster 6
you can do better
im_not_creative 5
Looks like she didn't get the point.
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pinkzilla0 8
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Actually, acupuncture has been proven to work and has been used for thousands of years in Asia. Medicare and Medicaid consider it a bonafide medical treatment and will cover the cost of acupuncture in most states.
McMan 23
Oh, good, KaySL you're here. I dedicate this one to you: She sounds like a real thorn in your side. She obviously doesn't understand your point and shouldn't be such a prick about it. She's probably not the needle in the haystack you were looking for. I say kill the acupuncturist and pin it on her. I'm sure the police will poke around but they'll eventually put in all behind them.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
35- I don't think it matters much whether it works consistently or not. We are all built differently, and frankly, inconsistency in technique success goes across the board - not just in physical problems. I think we can't look at the diversity in humans all across the planet and expect very consistent results, outside of more aggressive methods (such as surgery or pharmaceuticals). Take any non-physical problem people tend to have, and you will often see that what works for one may not work for another. Even if it works for just 50% of people, and even if it might be the placebo effect, 50% isn't a statistically insignificant number. That's 50% of people whose quality of life has been improved. Also, acupuncture is not nearly as risky as bloodletting, so there's no harm in seeing if it might work for you. For some people, it really is one of the few choices they have to treat their condition.
FightingOne 0
The load of **** is your face pus bucket... Bloodletting is also a real medical procedure that is still used today is specific occasions, and its recommened by people who do more then sit on their ass and conjecture like you... Acupuncture also works effectiviley much more then 50% of the time, and look up the placebo effect dumbass, that affects less then 50% of a population, try taking statistics.
FightingOne 0
Is it a violent reaction because she took a break... Sounds like your a wuss. A violent reaction would be my foot going up your ass...
DocBastard 40
Shrooms - the placebo effect has been shown to treat things like panic disorder and rheumatoid arthritis for months or even years. The effect can be quite robust. That's the problem with inconsistent treatments. Something that works SHOULD work ALL the time, not just half the time or on half of people.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
KaySL, I don't think you'd necessarily have to have an impressionable or weak mind for a placebo or a related technique to work on you. Firstly, because people largely overestimate the control they think they have over their mind, and secondly, because you can consciously allow it to affect you in that manner, to achieve the desired result (mints are cheaper than pills after all!). I suppose the latter would more closely resemble meditation, or clinical hypnosis, both of which do work provided that the people involved know what they're doing. I don't have enough information to make a judgement on the girlfriend, but I think OP should have thought it out before attacking her on the subject so viciously.
deviable 9
But acupuncture has been known to work on dogs... Can they get a placebo effect?
dragonstrike94 8
It's nerve stimulation that's what it is
ShroomsOnAcid 17
71, The fact is that there are still many things we don't know about our universe. We do know that it tends to be consistent, but when we don't completely understand a phenomenon, it can appear to us as an inconsistency. That's a fault that lies within us, not our universe. The point here is, as you yourself said, that a placebo can have a profound effect on both physical and mental conditions. It's natural to ask why it's not consistent, but in the end it doesn't matter, and it doesn't discredit it if it has worked for someone. I think all this shows is the enormous effect the mind has on the body, and that the placebo effect is just one way to tap into it. The power of the mind has been demonstrated extensively, which is why it's rather sad that the general public is not being sufficiently educated on the subject. Excuse me for perhaps looking at the issue too deeply, but it's just in my nature. :P
McMan 23
This FML as well as the tanning one are turning out to be more controversial than the normally expected ones, I bet the mods didn't expect this. *Eats popcorn*
electroguy02 4
I'm all for "placebos"--if it works is stopping some of the pain, awesome. This is why I'm not against things like prayer, because it can be meditative and helpful. Acupuncture, however, is quite the expensive placebo. Besides, there are cheaper (even free) alternatives, like running, reading, or massages. Leave her, OP. It's okay to have some things you do that makes you feel better as a ritual (like, there was a football player who would always have his colon cleared out before a game), but when you're using someone else's money, there's a problem.
xcheshirecat 11
acupuncture works, it isn't a placebo
silentbutfunny 0
61 there was a man back in the day with some illness (cancer?) and was asked to take a new medication (that was injected) still being studied. He wa the only one of the group to recover. They questioned this because when he stopped taking the medication he got sick again (when it didnt help any other patients to begin with). Well they eventually gave him water instead, and he got better; when he found out the medication didnt work, he died. I read this story in school, if anybody could look it up like the guys name i would be glad!
piccalo 4
crazy bitches!!
annalily5 28
At least she won't be wasting your money anymore.
fmessiah 19
Should have gone with the "Wow, this is costing a fair bit, do you think you could cut back to once a month?" approach, leaving everyone happy.
moomoomeow2 7
Wow I'm sorry.
karkool91 0
the woman is AWAYS right . & if you prove her wrong shell make you sorry.
mistersir123 3
Why is it spelled boloney. The Oscar Meyer commercials were always bologna. It goes: "My bologna has a first name O-S-C-A-R, my bologna has a second name M-E-Y-E-R, I like to eat it everyday because Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!"
tymarie2012 31
Because theres a big difference between bologna and baloney. Bologna is a deli meat. Baloney is when someone acts stupid.
lawsonhunter23 0
Learn to spell bologna and she might have stayed with you..
perdix 31
You're not even married (or even engaged) and there is already "our money?" You'd better hope this break extends indefinitely and next time, don't be so quick in co-mingling your funds. Stick with co-mingling bodily fluids ;)