Today, I saw a quarter in my poop. My friends say I do stupid things when I get drunk. Apparently, eating change is one of them. FML
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MrSchneebly
| 5
Kepp checking your poop you could be rich by next month
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davidisbeast
| 12
At least you got the quarter back :D that's a whole TWENTY FIVE cents !
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MrSchneebly
| 5
Kepp checking your poop you could be rich by next month
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TherealMort
| 0
When you find a hundred dollar bill, call me.
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nava1210
| 12
I wouldn't call 7, just call DocBastard so he can blog about it
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EddiE_CN
| 8
I think I just discovered a new kind of stupidity.
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baseball6917
| 8
makin it poop is the new make it rain
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enonymous
| 8
I know how someone is paying for that next cup of coffee.
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Anubyte
| 0
Dude! You gotta change that!
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carlygesoff
| 0
Not so much (;
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elementalz
| 2
Good thing u didnt go blind
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
^ he swallowed a quarter; not a nickle. Therefore, he can't get nickle poisoning.
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unitedfan11
| 0
Sounds like you just do stupid shit in general...
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Jiplo
| 18
u can go blind if u eat a nickle? wth!
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B_CeouL
| 12
Now that's what you call shit for change
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teague95
| 16
Lame pun Jabawockee makes lame puns.
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fallensnow143
| 6
lol
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brianfantana32
| 10
Well I guess that was a shhhhhhhhhi- tough situation that must've been painful and shocking. What did you think I was going to say? But seriously, how did you manage to get it down there.
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rkdstp1995
| 25
you really need to CHANGE your attitude...
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bjr1208
| 3
How shitty!
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jackassiddy
| 8
How is this shitty? OP is officially a fucking piggy bank! OP, when you go to college take a laxative.. instant tuition..
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iamesauce
| 4
It's shitty because if a debt collector knows this, all they'll need to do is beat the shit out of him for the money.
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MiddleThumb
| 0
That's not funny
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davidisbeast
| 12
At least you got the quarter back :D that's a whole TWENTY FIVE cents !
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davidisbeast
| 12
And here come the retards that are gonna thumb me down because they are too stupid to recognize sarcasm ....
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VVeetard
| 8
No shit sherlock
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Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex
| 10
hmm, some people dont know how to take a joke?^
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davidisbeast
| 12
77- I guess not x)
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thatsphuckedsoba
| 0
No shit sherlock
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jessiejess020
| 0
don't spend it all in one place!
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False_Stupidity
| 41
And DON'T tell the cashier where it's been ... Or maybe tell them -after- they have taken it. *evil laugh*
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TJ1991
| 3
Just be thankful you passed it, rather than getting stuck. not going to lecture you much but eating change is something I think a child would be more likely to do. I hope you're a good party animal then.
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skinthesnakes
| 6
Hey the guy that took you home was nice enough to give cab fare...just in the wrong place.
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2wenty0ne21
| 0
Well use it for a gumball...
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boofgall
| 16
I hardly think it's worth it. ._.
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thatsphuckedsoba
| 0
What the fuck
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GrammarNazzzzzi
| 6
If you eat at least four of those, you can get it in dollars xD
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Steve95401
| 49
At least OP didn't shit in Santa's lap - I hope not anyway.
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yumlicious
| 4
Speaking of Santa and swallowing change... When I was 4 I swallowed a quarter and it became stuck in my throat. Santa performed the heimlech on me and saved my life.
...Not that anyone cares?!?!
...Not that anyone cares?!?!
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Torva_fml
| 16
You're right! I don't care, sorry.
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deadxmau5
| 6
Lol mobile ATM Bank of shitmerica
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leogirl95
| 12
Better than having a money tree