Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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kakarot2 11
JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!
perdix 31
Looks like you have a 50/50 chance of having an idiot baby.
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Comments (176)
AussieChild 22
Wow. Bet you're glad he's going to be the father of your baby.
pinkpixie06 11
I hope, for your sake, that response was due to initial shock and that he will step up and take care of his child!
TheDrifter 24
Chapter 4 of the d-bag guidebook "how to avoid child support payments" recommends denial at all costs, hoping to get her to admit to cheating.
zuzupetalsYO 11
Lol
kimmi41509 10
What an idiot in denial.
melonrind 8
Quack quack bang!!!
kimmi41509 10
This actually made me laugh..good thing this picture is old, because I'm guilty of the duck face!! ._.
wildsweetchild 19
I'm sorry OP...I think by his first response we can surely tell that he's not very bright. Hopefully the baby will get your smarts. Good luck on your pregnancy, may it be nice and easy.
br0ccoli 15
He probably thinks 'fetus' is a discount shoe store. Runrunrun.
Alchemax96 1
Abortion will save you from this situation and this dead beat
Senseless_487 29
Really? Using abortion as a form of birth control? If two consenting adults have unprotected sex, then they should be prepared for the outcome. Go headbutt a wall.
kl0x 8
So? What are you gonna-kick in nuts-do?
GothicAngel17 24
...what?
mhopper 13
Subliminal messages
annie_nk 23
Tell him you're supposedly the next virgin Mary.
scruffy_janitor5 1
Hopefully that kid doesn't inherit the father's stupidity.
brownli 6
Nice