Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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kakarot2 11
JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!
perdix 31
Looks like you have a 50/50 chance of having an idiot baby.
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Comments (176)
JERZBornNRaised 7
hahaha just hope the kid isn't as dumb as the father
zenshu_fml 3
YDI, that's what you get for letting a douche ride you bareback.
1madmartian 0
That is why you should chooser your partners wisely. You knew he had a child and walked away from that. What made you think you were any different?
SamanthaCassieL 10
So... He has a previous child and still didn't practice safe sex? Same with you? Sorry, YDI.
noisebox 1
Was he recently in a car accident with head injuries? Ask him maybe he just forgot to tell you...
notepie 6
Shouldn't have been with him then!
just_dandy20 2
YDI, for getting with someone who already has a damn child.
jayhawkchik 4
Look on the bright side.. Free trip to the Maury show! BTW please be more careful in the future.
N1GHTS 12
He's a keeper.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
At least you understand the current state of your relationship.