Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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kakarot2 11
JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!
perdix 31
Looks like you have a 50/50 chance of having an idiot baby.
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Comments (176)
jarockstar27 10
Wow, you have a winner there! Hope the baby takes after you...
kenzie20 6
What a pathetic excuse of a man. It's better to have no father at all than a piece of shit dad like that. Maybe he should get a vasectomy and quit having kids he can't take responsibility for.
rightspark 7
Another planned pregnancy. Both of you are idiots. Don't believe in birth control
nusshannah 4
He's a keeper..!
vetgrl 2
YDI for haveing sex with someone you apparently don't "really" know. I mean you should have seen it coming, and if you did, it makes no sense why you'd be with him.
shockhead101 6
Lol fyl
whatwhyhoo 10
YDI unless the condom broke.
Alchemax96 1
Abortion. You won't be able to handle a child even with government help. Although being a single parent is a option it is certainly not advised. Wait til you find some who will actually take care of the child. Btw birth control is like free now I suggest you go get some.
dirtraceramerica 0
what a douche!!
bjobabygirl 12
Wow sorry to say but what a jerk face :( hope that u get that all worked out and if not then that the baby grows up knowing that he/she has a mother that loves them very very much and that he/she was given to you from the doctors so the baby doesn't have to hear about what a jerk face it's father is