Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
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Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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kakarot2 11
JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!
perdix 31
Looks like you have a 50/50 chance of having an idiot baby.
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Philerup31 12
Call the Maury show.
Mauskau 36
If he already has a child, think of what he is like with that child and then decide if he is a good father or not. If he doesn't see his child now or pay child support, is he going to do it if something happens between you two? Don't bring a child into the world if their father won't want to know them, it's the worst thing you could do (and if you don't think you can handle it). Otherwise, good luck, OP.
sBqOuMaBd 9
Mauskau, there are plenty of genuine guys that would gladly help her take care of someone elses child. Hopefully she doesn't call it off on the count that the father is obviously brain damaged. If she can't handle it herself, with the little bit of help the government will give her free of charge, then maybe it is the only option.
eternal7 6
I'm sure there are worse things you could do. Like getting rid of a child just because a man isn't man enough to stick around and be a father. There are plenty of people, unfortunate as it is, that turn out just fine from a single parent household.
pokefan813 16
I don't think that you should kill the fetus because a man is not around. I grew up just me and my mother living in an apartment. My father never pays the child support either. We both lived on minnimum wage for the first five years of my life. Then her family helped with raising me. Tl;dr: I didn't need a father in my life, and I never will. We had my mothers family. And I had a great childhood with them alone.
Mauskau 36
It puts unnecessary stress on the mother if she has to do it on her own. Plus I'm pretty sure anyone would rather the guy to be there than not, if he hasn't done it with his previous child he probably won't now so OP could be in for a surprise.
edger1 6
Tell ur bf he's an idiot n grow a pair!!
Elovena 9
He must already have a pair. Pay attention.
MissMae93 23
37 - This coming from the person who spells "your" as "ur" and "and" as "n". I personally wouldn't take advice from you.
Elovena 9
That's snobbish..
pokefan813 16
62 - it's fml. You will see that a lot here. If you can't beat them. (most likely you can't) join them!
sBqOuMaBd 9
I think I know your Boyfriend, except you are in a different state. 5 kids and he says he is sterile. Everytime proven it was his was a paternity test. Sorry for your luck.
tomiller64 0
This is why you don't **** idiots
MainPrism 16
Sorry op that's really low... But i'm with 36 on this 1 hopefully he'll @ least pay child support & won't be a comoletely deadbeat father... I know what it's like 2 grow up with 1 that's i bust my ass everyday for my kids... They never asked to be conceived, but they deserve to be taken care of no matter what! Good luck with those trimesters hang in there op!
spottyblanket 8
He doesn't seem to take things well, can't handle pressure. Just be sure to get that child support, it is your child's right to be supported moneywise by two parents and it is the law.
Crazberry 5
Tell him if he doesn't man up, another "accident" might happen.
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : You picked a winner OP. Having a child is great though. Congratulations.
klx125cross 9
Huh? What a basterd