Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
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Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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kakarot2 11
JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!
perdix 31
Looks like you have a 50/50 chance of having an idiot baby.
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Comments (176)
Daydreamer4466 6
What a jack ass and loser
skyeyez9 25
That bf deserves to be sterile. Does he take care of his Other child?
Alastrina_fml 20
Send him my way so I can cut his nuts off. That WILL make him sterile 100%.
night72 1
Why would go out with an idiot? And have unprotected sex when he already has a baby? You deserved it. You don't have unprotected sex with a man who already has a baby and is most likely an idiot with that one.
tenfiftynine 12
You realize condoms don't ways work. He could of been wearing one and it broke.
fyreprincess 3
no pity on this end, unless it was failed contraception. it takes two to get pregnant. you are responsible for your own body.
JaysFanStu 3
Sounds like you found yourself a genius to hang on to.
ultra_notorious 26
You found yourself a winner!
BlakeSaysRawr 7
Time to call Maury.
DjeePee 25
Ugh, I never understand why people allow accidents to happen in a time where we are drowned in the available amount of contraception. Is it so hard to take the pill when you don't want a child? Or to ask your partner's opinion about children before quitting contraception?
sundayporch 2
Accident: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. (I'll give you a hint: no form of birth control is 100% effective on its own, which is why accidents happen.)
DjeePee 25
I feared for this reply. Yes, I am aware that birth control accidents do happen, but I do not believe that contraceptives are to blame every single time someone gets 'an accident'. I've known some people who blame the pill for their pregnancy, but every_singly_one took the pill wrong. Especially the 'do not take medicins (antibiotic) without asking your doctor'-rule seems to be a difficult one.
NorthernGrizzMN 0
@94 so based on your argument contraception has a failure rate of over 50?
NorthernGrizzMN 0
Over 50 percent?
OceanBlueSea 12
Exactly why you wait till marriage.