Anonymous
Australia
Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
Lizzie
Rockford, United States
Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML
PrincessPromotion
Havertown, United States
Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
anonymous
United States
It's called fashion
Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, one of my co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from my new job. She said to wear my suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to find everyone else wearing business attire and staring at me like I had lost my mind. FML
Bossman Bill
Tampa, United States
Guess who?
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Anonymous
Quick thinking
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
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rukusrazor 0
Panda Express? I love that place. It could be worse, you could be in a big hot dog, "Ask me about my wiener!"
pepsie_fml 0
panda express?
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chea_chea 0
YDI. They're telling you to go outside in a panda suit, its part of the job. It sucks, but look on the bright side, no one knows it's you, and you're getting paid to do it. Think of it this way, if you want to deserve the money earned for the day, you deserve the panda suit.
andycaliboy 0
talk like the chinese food shop owner from south park "Herro! take a order pree??"
alexthebrit 0
how....did this....get through....... ugh
saffrongirl 0
I agree with #64. Suck it up. At least you HAVE a job.
davidomke 0
why are you upset? I would do it!
so_me_fml 0
#41 - the visuals of this in my head make me sad :( #63 - omg that's funny. You like pokk Fly Rice? OP - I like that it's just one sentence. Direct and to the point. Your life sucks because you have to wear a panda suit when it's almost summer. Well, you have to wear a panda suit, period. But, on top of that it's hot. I sowwy.
thestevenrose 0
your one saaaaaaaad panda lol
AngelRaven89 0
SKADOOSH!!
Laiaira 0
Ha, it's just one of those things that it's "enough said". Also, I can't help but ask... Are you... Sexual Harrassment Panda?
whomajigi 0
That's it? Seriously? This site's standards keep getting lower.