Anonymous
Australia
Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
Lizzie
Rockford, United States
Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML
PrincessPromotion
Havertown, United States
Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
anonymous
United States
It's called fashion
Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, one of my co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from my new job. She said to wear my suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to find everyone else wearing business attire and staring at me like I had lost my mind. FML
Bossman Bill
Tampa, United States
Guess who?
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Anonymous
Quick thinking
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
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rukusrazor 0
Panda Express? I love that place. It could be worse, you could be in a big hot dog, "Ask me about my wiener!"
pepsie_fml 0
panda express?
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instantfail 0
Panda Express? I actually think that's kind of cute, lol.
Nitros_fml 0
Ten bucks someone yells "KUNG FU PANDA" then hits you in the crotch.
DarrianButtface 0
Hey, thats no big deal. I wear a chicken suit for my job. :D And it sucks most of the time, but who cares? I have MONEYYY.
TigressUK 0
One of the most boring FMLs ever.
ammali 0
That's not an FYL, that's freaking awesome :D
yourtinystar 0
Are you kidding?! I would LOVE that job! Apparently it's being wasted on you. PANDAS FTW!
LyuboLove 0
when i was moderating there was one like this, but there was a heck of a lot more to the story i wonder what happened???
RedStook 0
Please consider getting a job that does not require that you wear a panda suit. I am partial to clown costumes.
takemeaway10 0
Thankful I am thankful for the wife who says it's hot dogs tonight because she is home with me, and not out with someone else. For the husband who is on the sofa being a couch potato, because he is home with me and not out at the bars. For the teenager who is complaining about doing dishes because it means she is at home, not on the streets. For the taxes I pay because it means I am employed. For the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine. For a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it means we have freedom of speech. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking and i have been blessed with transportation. For my huge heating bill because it means I am warm. For the lady behind me in church who sings off key because it means I can hear. For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been capable of working hard. For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means I am alive. And finally, for too much e-mail because it means I have friends who are thinking of me. I am jobless, partially because I bs on FML, partially because the job market sucks, and mostly because I'm not willing to get in a hot ass panda suit when I live in Miami. Enjoy your crappy job!!
AmpulexCompressa 0
The other day, I saw a very sad looking little Mexican man standing outside of what appeared to be an independently run cell phone store. He was dressed as a cell phone and was supposed to be handing out flyers. He wasn't handing them out.. I think he was too busy trying hating everything. I wanted to cry for him.