Anonymous
Australia
Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
Lizzie
Rockford, United States
Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML
PrincessPromotion
Havertown, United States
Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
anonymous
United States
It's called fashion
Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, one of my co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from my new job. She said to wear my suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to find everyone else wearing business attire and staring at me like I had lost my mind. FML
Bossman Bill
Tampa, United States
Guess who?
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Anonymous
Quick thinking
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
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rukusrazor 0
Panda Express? I love that place. It could be worse, you could be in a big hot dog, "Ask me about my wiener!"
pepsie_fml 0
panda express?
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SarlaccBits 0
Get a new job if you don't like it - You picked that job, no one else forced you into it. Or actually be gratful that you have a paying job. Either way - quit bitching about nothing.
lageniale 0
At least you have a job...:(
ful_fml 0
"Today, I have a job. FML"
blowyourspeakers 0
What are you whining about? lol Clearly, pandas are the shit.
miaumiau 0
be glad you have a job. i'd gladly wear a panda suit for money.
wowfmlife 0
That's awesome! Way to waste a FML, jerk
jSOPURE 3
#35- Certainly close to it. I don't really see the FML in this. It's a job. You get money for what you do regardless if it's in a panda suit or not. =/
teebonehead 0
That's pretty cool , maybe one day you could be Mickey Mouse ! aim high !
judgeymcjudge 0
Best FML ever XD
lego_15 0
haha #106.....and this so-called "FML" is an epic fail. you applied. you can always quit. at least you have a job YDI...