Anonymous
Australia
Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
Lizzie
Rockford, United States
Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML
PrincessPromotion
Havertown, United States
Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
anonymous
United States
It's called fashion
Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, one of my co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from my new job. She said to wear my suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to find everyone else wearing business attire and staring at me like I had lost my mind. FML
Bossman Bill
Tampa, United States
Guess who?
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Anonymous
Quick thinking
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
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rukusrazor 0
Panda Express? I love that place. It could be worse, you could be in a big hot dog, "Ask me about my wiener!"
pepsie_fml 0
panda express?
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sykora_fml 0
sooo jealous!
MimiMo_fml 0
I got to be Sparky the Fire Dog for my pre-schoolers. It was a great experience!
Melodyfire 0
people here are so mean! jeez just cause he has a job doesnt mean he has to like it! id be pissed off if i had to be in a panda suit all day int he hot, humid weather! people here need to lighten up! just because you dont have a job doesnt mean you have to bitch at everyone who does!
SergioFML 0
Aw I would love your job. I have to clean the shit off the ground after the elephants crap everywhere. Trade?
Chubtubdaplaya 0
YDI- Just get a new job! And just wondering, do you work at Panda Express? That place is bucnasty.
abcdefgh_fml 0
hey where do you work? i would love to come and make fun of you!
Rickyv90 0
I don't see why your complaining other than getting extremely hot. The only people that would know who under the suit is your co workers so who cares? Just have fun doing it your getting paid to run around in a panda costume! like jackass
WellThatSuckz 14
Hehe,Kentucky fried panda. "They were finger ling-ling good!!!"
KyleOkposofan 0
We can trade. I'll take your job, and you can take the job I don't have.
ehomz 0
haha suckssssssss