Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML
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Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML
Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML
Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML
Today, I got an F because I’m an idiot and wrote my essay on WW1 instead of WW2. I offered to resubmit a correct essay, but my mom stormed to school to demand it be changed to at least a B, because it was a good essay, even if it was on the wrong war. God, she’s impossible and embarrassing. FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML
Today, I was busy writing my English final paper and all of a sudden my computer just chose to freeze. I thought Microsoft Word would save it, but alas, 4 pages down the dumpster. Plus my earphones stopped working and I can't afford to buy a new pair. FML
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fueledbyshar 0
Get off of FML and get writing!
LtHoward 0
Your own fault for having an F in the first place.
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Comments (297)
mpoppe1018 2
this fml is complete bullshit. how are you writing it without your computer?
jawjuhh 6
Phone? iPod? Tablet? There are so many other ways xD
sykokitti 15
your moms an idiot, but they say the apple dont fall too far from the tree... open your mouth an say something ya big dummy!
birdfreak 24
explain that to her.
noradz 8
You can always handwrite it
ranger159 6
Um, FML is an internet site. Ergo, you need a computer to be on FML to write an FML. Am I the only one who thought of this?
snapdragon1100 7
Tell her and show her..........??????????
KitsuneNarutoKun 13
Seriously...? Funnily enough, there's these things that have been around for longer than a computer called PEN AND PAPER!!! Not having a computer is no excuse for not doing your homework. I hope your teacher wouldn't take "mummy won't let me on the computer" as an excuse and make you write it in detention.
fantasyworld 39
Some teachers require you to type it on the computer. There could be some online research. My sociology teacher wouldn't accept handwritten assignments.
ExorcistParrot 11
Two words: Google Drive
ermahgerd1236 6
What a bitch!
Cathrin 26
For those of you saying "Just hand-write it!", most teachers in the higher grades require that it be typed and probably wouldn't accept a hand-written essay. FYL, OP.