Today, I almost got hit by a car because the kid in the back who was wearing headphones was paying more attention to the road than the driver. He only just stopped her. FML
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Today, trying to be a good role model for the kids behind me, I stopped and thoroughly checked both sides of the road before crossing. I still managed to get hit by a car. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML
Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
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SweetJTBR 22
Is it just me or does this make no sense at all?
hunterluv1 20
Okay, so what i believe is going on here is that OP is saying that the kid in the back seat of the car that almost him her/her was paying more attention to the road than the driver of that car. That kid was the one that alerted that driver to stop before they could hit OP's car. but i could be wrong...
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Comments (41)
lccc_ 18
i think" who was" is unneccessary lol
_EnderDoge 22
I'm not sure why everyone is struggling to understand this; unless I'm just way off. What happened in this FML is: OP was walking, and almost got hit by a car. The driver of said car was not paying attention to the road. There was a passenger in the car, who was paying attention, and told the driver to stop.
ClairvoyantVamp 19
If that's the case, what's the FML? Drivers in my city are idiots. People get nearly hit all the time. OP didn't get hurt.
Kaylana_fml 31
We need a "Could have been worse!" voting option here on FML.
Kaylana_fml 31
The wording of this is awkward, but more importantly, no one got hurt. All's well that ends well?
Marin309 10
Was I the only one who had to read this FML twice to actually understand it?
Jelly_Hell 11
Hey, OP here. So, a lot of people have said that the grammar isn't all that great. I wrote this very soon after the incident in question happened, and was still a bit frazzled as a result, which is probably why. So, let's clear up exactly what happened. I was crossing the road, and this car comes out of nowhere. The car had a mother and son in it. The mother was paying no attention to the road and continued to speed down it, despite the fact that I was already crossing. Her son, who was in the backseat and wearing headphones, was what stopped the car from killing me. He got her attention and pointed me out. I'm sorry if this didn't make much sense, but I hope this clears it up.
cheshireau 26
Thanks, I wasn't sure if you were in a car or walking and who was the he that stopped the driver. Glad you are physically ok.
symfora 17
Punctuation would really help his post.
phatmcdoublewide 6
This makes no sense
alexpaigekim 1
Trying to understand this gave me a nose bleed.
ncparry 18
Fml....you reject mine that makes sense but approve this one?
gilbertclarence 9
I'm so lost