Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML
Today, my elderly coworker was telling me about a long-lost friend, so I helped her use the Internet to look the friend up. We found her. Specifically, her obituary. FML
Today, I realized I wasn't getting notifications for my voicemail, so I decided to check it and found out that I had 3 job offerings that are no longer an option. FML
Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML
Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I'd met online. The picture was in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML
Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML
Today, I realized after turning in my resume to over 100 job openings over the past month, that the resume I've been submitting does not have my phone number or any other contact information besides my name. FML
Today, while reading the newspaper, I noticed that an ad had been placed for my job. I asked my boss for a week off so that I could fly home for my father's funeral. No wonder she was so cool with it. FML
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Top comments
JustinThunder 8
That gives me an idea..
EZ2XLR8 7
That's not a terrible idea given the economy.
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Comments (254)
Haleyz_a_BOSS 0
good idea
Iwashere12345 0
well u get points for thinking outside the box, OP. I wouldn't have thought of that way to look for jobs
juwood 7
That's hardcore.
gatorgal94 0
I'd try it! Don't feel too bad OP
cmyk 19
thats... actually brilliant! thanks for the tips op!
xXSillyLoveXx 0
Not absolutely horrific... given this economy.
DaangItsBrooke 8
you have no life
Taken1South 2
your retarded
chaoticnh 0
stick to the kitchen
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
drastic measures
mea_iloveskiing 26
you can always be a superman :)
xlil_miss_emo_x 6
hmm. Good idea op, but you might have to hurry and call in. Some jobs get filled really fast... Such a horrible economy. Hope you find a good job, op! :)
slikjay75 0
gay
EZ2XLR8 7
depends on the job and workload